003 The Thing (1982)
Date Posted: 06/26/2018
Entrance Actor: Kurt Russell
Exit Actor: Keith David
After battling the forces of evil in San Fran Kurt Russell's Pork Chop Express has arrived at its final destination, the Arctic. It's a wintery hell-scape but old Kurt likes it just fine. Just don't mess with his shack, his scotch or his bodily autonomy. Let's sit back and watch...