035B Side Slop: Leviathan
Deep in the sea there is a monster hiding in the most unlikely place... Hiding under 10 million pounds of pressure... in a boat... with a safe... in a bottle... of triple distilled horror. Leviathan will haunt you until you only have 5 minutes of the movie left. This week Jon and Jason take a break from their normal routine to examine the Leviathan.
034B Side Slop: Do Or Die
This week Jon and Chris are ready to "Do" or to "Die"! In our case we "Did" a commentary track for the Andy Sidaris movie Do or Die starring the Legendary Skip Ward and a Man of normal renowned Pat Morita! In case you're not interested in our live reactions to Do or Die then skip ahead to 1 hr 37 minutes 15 seconds and hear our post-watch breakdown which approximates a normal discussion of an abnormal film.
Savage Beach > (+1) Hard Ticket to Hawaii > Do or Die > (-1) Picasso Trigger > (-1) Guns > (-1) Malibu Express
Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > Do Or Die > (-1) Guns> (-1) Picasso Trigger > (-1) Malibu Express
032B Side Slop: Guns
Erik Estrada is the Jack of Diamonds and he is taking on the dangerous and perennially named Donna.. Donna Hamilton. This weeks journey into the wonderland that can only be described as the Bizarro-Lewis Carroll-Verse... errr The Extended Hawaii-verse..... as Chris and Jon sit down for Guns
Savage Beach > (+1) Hard Ticket to Hawaii > (-1) Picasso Trigger > Guns > Malibu Express
Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > Guns> Picasso Trigger > Malibu Express
031B Side Slop: Cemetery Man
Peter Joins us for the 2nd time and Boots is back for the 3rd officially making him the She of this episode. That's right. Bill's return signals only one thing... its time to dive into the psyche of Francesco as we sift through the slightly morbid, moderately comical and highly surreal film that is Cemetery Man.
030 This Time it's Polygonal (A Format Change)
Oh no! The larder is bereft of pork rinds and Sir Bacon bits... what is a growing podcast to do?
This week Jon and Jason assemble a veritable brain trust to find the answer to the ultimate question "what stunt programming techniques could we substitute in our Bacon Casserole of a show?". If you answers anything that involving the words "Chips" or "Cheese" you may be onto something Dear Listener! Listen now and hear how you can help save the day!
029B Side Slop: Picasso Trigger
Jon and Chris are back to examine the watch-checking-fury that is Picasso Trigger... a late night sleaze fest that teases its viewers with educational nature trivia. Join us as we investigate the intrepid "Picasso Trigger" fish.
Chris Rankings: Savage Beach > Picasso Trigger > (-1) Hard Ticket to Hawaii > (-1) Malibu Express
Jon Rankings: Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > Picasso Trigger > (-1) Malibu Express
028B Side Slop: Critters II
If Tremors and Attack of the Killer Tomatoes got busy and a made a furry monster baby... and that little jerk is hungry. That baby would be named Critters 2: The Main Course
027B Side Slop: Hard Ticket to Hawaii
Jon and Chris are back to attack the animals-gone-mad action epic super spy spectacular that took 1987 by storm... that's right! A Hard Ticket to Hawaii has been bought and we're about to take that ride! Let's see how they've charted this short jaunt by light aircraft!
Chris Rankings: Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > (-1) Malibu Express
Jon Rankings: Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > (-1) Malibu Express
026B Side Slop: Murder Rock
At the intersection of Dance, Prog Rock and Horror sits a lonely figure. His name is Fulci and he is ready to party. This week Jon is joined by the infamous Peter of Peter's Movy Nites fame to have a shared hallucination guided by "Brujo" Fulci who oversees as they bask on the Murder Rock and let its psychedelic fumes over take them.
024G IT (1990)
Super Movie Ball - Guest Spot
Derry sounds like a terrible place to live.
Mack and our guest Jason from the Cinema Slop podcast complete their cross-over 𝐈𝐓 event this new episode on the 𝐈𝐓 miniseries. Will they go on a nice-and-easy nostalgia trip or get sucked in to the vortex of unspeakable foulness? This is the 2nd and concluding half of the 𝐈𝐓 podcast cross-over and it is a doozy. Check out the 1st half of the event here on the Cinema Slop podcast with 2017’s #ITMovie: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/cinema-slop/id1410511966?mt=2 … As always, enjoy.
023G A Gun for George
Super Movie Ball - Guest Spot
Greetings traveler. I’m a horror writer. Most of you will probably know me already from my extensive canon of chillers.
Mack(from the Super Movie Ball podcast) and Jon talk about British comedian, actor, writer and director Matthew Holness. Join them as they chat about Mr. Holness’ horror parody show ‘Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace’ but mostly about his 2011’s short film ‘A Gun for George’. Mack and Jon hold nothing back because as Garth Marenghi says: “I know writers who use subtext and they’re all cowards.” In the known podcast galaxy it’s the only podcast the loves you back, so please enjoy.
023B Side Slop: It (2017)
Jason and Guest Mack of Super Movie Ball fame dive into the 2017 Remake of Stephen King's classic It. A film renowned mostly for having a title that is too short and for ruining clowns for a generation.
022B Side Slop: Malibu Express
We're back in for a very special Inaugural 2nd episode of the Extended Hawaii-Verse. After having stepped in it with our episode Savage Beach we're now all in and ready to find out how you could possibly make a 12 movie series out of the following ingredients. 1) Girls 2) Guns and 3) G-Strings. Perhaps one day we will try out a version with 1) Bullets 2) Blondes and 3)Bombshells.... onward we go to bake ourselves a sleaze-soufflé!
Chris Rankings: (+1) Savage Beach > Malibu Express
Jon Rankings: (+1) Savage Beach > Malibu Express
021 Lake Placid
After meeting a displaced Betty White in Hard Rain we wanted to summer with her at her lake house. We arrive and meet her for lemonade and cookies before Sheriff Hank comes and ruins our lovely picnic. O.F.F. is totally a jerk about Betty's unlicensed pets and it just turns into a whole thing. Let's join Betty as she fights the man in order to keep her happy family together.
020G Spy Hard
Super Movie Ball - Guest Spot
What do you want? This movie is 80 minutes long and on Netflix, okay!
TS: These people need to go to a hospital.
ED: What is it?
TS: It’s a big place where sick people go.
A: Mack and Jon from Cinema Slop talk about the 1996 spoof movie “Spy Hard”.
DR: Can you fly this plane and land it?
TS: Surely you can’t be serious?
DR: I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.
020 Hard Rain
After laughing ourselves silly watching the comedic genius that was the oddly shaped nugget on Robot Quaid in The Adventures of Pluto Nash Jason and Jon decide to investigate what other head shapes Randy Quaid is capable of using. Naturally a flooded mid-west town is a great place to utility heads. Diving Bell heads, drill heads, nose cone heads... so Jon and Jason jump into the regularly scheduled Hard Rain and the ensuing flood in the basin city of Huntingburg, Indiana.
019B Side Slop: Critters
On a very special Side Slop Jon and Jason finally meet. It's like Cinema Slop has all been one long time travel episode of Doctor Who and we just finally were introduced after a years long romance. If that sort of sentimentality doesn't get you in the cockles... Wait! There's more! We also bring in Special guest Alisa. Her official duties as Jason's wife make the aforementioned romantic rendezvous a little awkward but to break up the tension we played Critter-ball. It's like soccer in that you try to kick the small round thing and Jon is bad at it!
019 The Adventures of Pluto Nash
Last time on Wonder Woman Rosario Dawson was a literal superhuman... today we follow Regular Rosario to the very special location of THE MOOOOOOON. She lands with a hope, a dream and a just enough moxie to be a singing superstar. Now that we have taken the time to establish that lets find out what it has to do with real estate!
018B Side Slop: Mandy
What do you get when you let the heavy metal obsessed shit-kicker-in-cheif Boots get ahold of the remote? You end up watching the heavy metal fantasy fusion exploitation rock opera Mandy starring Nicholas Cage. Join Jon, Boots and Mack as they verbally sift through this cinematic psychedelic soup.
018 Wonder Woman
Last week on the "Bacon Luge" we found that when you say Candyman 5 times into a mirror Tony Todd Pops up and murders people... This week we ask "what happens if you say 'Doctoral Candidate Helen Lyle' into the mirror 5 times?". Apparently Virginia Madsen crafts a baby from blood and sand and asexually births a female humanoid demigod hero.... not the female humanoid demigod hero we deserve but the female humanoid demigod hero we need. It's all DC so I assume that line works no matter how you apply it. This week Wonder Woman.....Animated.
Tony Todd does a great vanishing act in Shadowdbuilder but when he goes into the magic box with no mirrors where does he emerge? This week we find out that the answer is a tenement in Chicago.... lets check out Candyman!
016G Top 5 Hate But Love -> Actors
Super Movie Ball - Guest Spot
This week the Super Movie Ball crew are joined by Jason and Jon from Cinema Slop and Riley from Grand Moff Talkin' podcasts, to talk about Top 5 actors we usually hate but love in something. Everyone has a go one-by-one explaining their reasons why they can't stand an actor leading to many future arguments at the bar until everyone just starts crying and we have to just hug it out.
Last time Michael Rooker was a cop in The Replacement Killers. Today he is a hired gun... for the Lord! That's right! We ARE watching the seminal breakthrough Bram Stoker classic Shadowbuilder. Old Rook has to stop an evil cabal of Catholic Satanists from plucking three hairs from the head of a stigmata-baby and chanting real loud at a couple of sticks summoning a sentient humanoid shadow-demon impersonating the space cowboy Spike from the spaceship Bebop to open the door to hell... ya follow?
015 The Replacement Killers
Did you spend the majority of The Killer wishing that it was in English and there was more then one "Killer"? Well then boy-howdy are you in for a treat! Watch as someone copy and pastes the script to last weeks movie into Google-Translate and we see what comes out the other side!
014B Side Slop: Hush
Hush. It's not just a thing you say to babies anymore its also a home invasion horror movie that is inconsiderately telling a deaf woman to shut up with its title. In todays Side Slop special Guest Boots invades Jon's home movie watching habits to force Jon to use a Netflix. The results are messy and chaotic and theres a lot of messing with the clicker. Check it out.
014 The Killer
Last week Danny Lee was searching for something and he caused the death of nearly everyone in the world. This week Chow Yun-Fat causes the death of nearly everyone in the world which makes him search for something. There has to be something meaningful in that dichotomy. Join us as we discover the disappointing answer to that mystery in The Killer.
013 The Mighty Peking Man
Last week we watched in awe as Ni Tien conspired to build a log cabin out of corpses in what can only be described as a Corpse Mania. Naturally the corpse pile was just a framing device for the cousin of a guy. So naturally this week we follow that guy into the mountains where we heard there was a Kong.. no wait.. a Mighty Joe... no wait... a Mighty Peking Man... on the loose.. lets see what happens.
012b Side Slop: Suspiria
Jon said to Jason one too many times "thats a Giallo thing" so now were gonna do a Giallo! In this weeks Side Slop we check out Suspiria a movie where a dance maverick uses her dance skills to buzz the witchy-tower of the stuffy dean. Thats close enough. Find out what Suspiria is all about at the same time as Jason. Check it out.
012 Corpse Mania
Last week we enjoyed what in hindsight was a completely uncontroversial and fun blaxploitation/James bond style globe hopping adventure starring Ni Tien as the cute as a button but deadly serious martial arts skilled sidekick of cleopatra Jones. Let’s hope this week things are just as cheerful and carefree as they were in Ms. Tien’s heroine kingpin busting days. We join the necrophilic adventures in progress in Corpse Mania
011 Cleopatra Jones and the Casino of Gold
Last week Stella Stevens was bested in single combat by Mom... it wasn't a fair fight. Stella had no idea what about going down at the time and naturally being a lycan-granny is against the rules of most boxing commissions. But you can't keep a good woman down and so this week Stella Stevens is back and she's going to challenge some fool to a duel.... in the old school.... its pretty cool... stay tuned for Cleopatra Jones and the Casino of Gold
010B Side Slop: Savage Beach
On this weeks Side Slop... Do you like James Bond? Of course you do! Do you like "Skin Flicks"? Naturally! Do you also lack discernment? Absolutely, you listen to Cinema Slop! Join Jon and our intrepid guest Chris as they take a trip to Savage Beach. Don't let the name fool you its actually quite nice and not very threatening.
Claudia Christian handled herself commendably against the reanimated corpse of a rouge policeman last week so naturally we asked ourselves, "Self... how do you think Ms. Christian would fare against the most fabled beast of yore? (Dramatic Pause) The Lycanthrope! (Music cue)". Well if you, like some of us at Cinema Slop, have spent the last decade writing Cmdr. Susan Ivanova vs Hideous monster fan-fiction then you're in luck because we finally know the answer! This week... its The ultimate military officer vs. The Matron of Satan... Mom!
009G On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Super Movie Ball - Guest Spot
This week Super Movie Ball has gone mainstream and is set to unleash "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" on to the unsuspecting people of the internet. It is a 1969 British spy film based on the Ian Fleming novel of the same name. Mack has teamed up with a new target that goes by the alias: Jon. Jon is specialist from another podcasting organization known for it's 'sloppy' but surprisingly effective movie coverage. Make no mistakes Jon is a true professional and will leave you in stitches if you are fortunate enough to see him coming. As always, should you or any of your listening force be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. Happy listening!
008 It’s Alive
Last week we found out that a corpse can be the most important plot point in a movie other then Weekend at Bernies. Since the corpse was so dang important we wanted to see what other acting gigs required those sorts of acting chops. This week we meet a very much alive Patrick McAllister in the delivery room where the babies are alive... and thats somehow an issue?
007 The Prophecy
We like Amanda Plummer and she was a weirdo Nun Last time in Freejack. This Week she's gone to the other side and confirmed all her beliefs to be true.. or not... theologically I'm not sure what we find out this week. We meet the devil and stuff but who knows what the hell this all means.. maybe you can figure out what The Prophecy is talking about?
This Week Special Guest Contributor Zac
We have accidentally become an Emilio Estevez based show. Welcome to the mans third consecutive appearance. We swear it was an accident and shan't be repeated. Last time Frankie Faison's found his dropped keys and has now driven off into the sunset. When the sun rises he's been transported into the future where he has no job skills aside from culinary creativity. Lets see where this goes...
005b Side Slop: Pacific Rim Uprising
Welcome to our first tangent! This Episode is a stand alone fun time review of Pacific Rim Uprising with Special Guest Jason. Sit back and enjoy the no-notes post-theatrical viewing reaction of two guys in a hotel room. It's not that sexy but its still a fun time.
005 Maximum Overdrive
Today we followed the garbagy pong of Emilio Estevez from Men at Work to a small highway truck stop where Emilio has gotten promoted all the way to line cook. Things start getting weird for our country diner when the earth goes through a comets tail... yep. Those two ideas are directly connected in Maximum Overdrive.
004 Men at Work
In todays episode we followed Keith David out of the wintery hell of Antarctica in The Thing(1982) into the comparatively pleasant life of a garbage man in Men at work.
Carl Taylor and James St. James have pellet based hijinks and eco-mayhem ensues in this weeks literal garbage movie Men at Work in which there is shockingly little work being done.
003 The Thing (1982)
After battling the forces of evil in San Fran Kurt Russell's Pork Chop Express has arrived at its final destination, the Arctic. It's a wintery hell-scape but old Kurt likes it just fine. Just don't mess with his shack, his scotch or his bodily autonomy. Let's sit back and watch...
002 Big Trouble in Little China
In todays episode we have followed the delightful Victor Wong from his previous home in Perfection Vally to San Francisco where he and his misfit-band of friends will have a mystical adventure that begins as all great stories do.... in an attorney's office.
Episode One: The Source
Jon and Jason Have arrived on the internet 15 years fashionably late. We're here to give a little love and a little salt to the world of pork products.. specifically to the Bacon product category.
Our podcast is simple. Using a Process called Backward Baconing, we start with His Eminence himself Mr Kevin Bacon in the 1990 Classic Tremors. After we have enjoyed this film completely we will choose our favorite character/actor from the film and select a film from their catalog.
There is no guarantee our choices will be wise, informed or even logical but it should be a good laugh. Join us on our choose your own adventure style journey into the unknown corners of cinematic pig pen from whence Bacon came.
Todays Episode Tremors
We join a small town already in progress as it discovers, "We've got worms".