Pokémon Detective Pikachu

057 Pokémon Detective Pikachu

Date Posted: 11/12/2019

Ladies & gentleman when it comes to podcasting we want to be the very best. Like no one ever was! To discuss movies is our real test... to watch them is our cause. We travel across the media platforms searching far & wide. Each film to understand the power that's inside. Movies! Got to watch em all! It's you and me and you. I know its our destiny! Pokémon Detective Pikachu!

Rampage

056 Rampage

Date Posted: 11/05/2019

George a giant gorilla that's definitely not King Kong teams up with a crocodile? Wait that's not right. George teams up with a giant lizard-not-lizard that's definitely not Godzilla and a wolf? What the hell? And the Rock plays a primatologist? Thats Rampage y'all.

Tomb Raider (2018)

055 Tomb Raider (2018)

Date Posted: 10/29/2019

After losing a grog drinking competition to Professor Groglots the Drinktackular Orc The Slop lost track of its surroundings, personal history and sense of object permanence long enough to watch Tomb Raider! A film we probably had never seen before!

Warcraft: The Beginning

054 Warcraft: The Beginning

Date Posted: 10/22/2019

We're nearing the end of this season & we are very tired. Jason is just a bleached skeleton giving the middle finger and Jon is down to just one prospector gold tooth he calls 'Chomper' that he uses to bite his beer cans open. Mack is crouched in the corner muttering something about 'building a snowman'. So this week we're going to save some energy and just give you "the beginning". Have fun with Warcraft.

The Angry Birds Movie

053 The Angry Birds Movie

Date Posted: 10/15/2019

This week we ran down our cell phone batteries trying to figure out why someone created The Angry Birds Movie.

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

052 Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

Date Posted: 10/08/2019

This time Prince of Persia! Because Assassin's Creed wouldn't load.

Hitman

051 Hitman

Date Posted: 10/01/2019

This week on Hitman you'll believe a hardened killer can pontificate like a 2nd semester philosophy student... for far too long and without reaching a satisfying conclusion.

Pull up a stool and join in... this round of Haterade is on us.

Silent Hill

050 Silent Hill

Date Posted: 09/24/2019

We now venture one jaunty pop-and-lock step in time forward into a previously unexplored sub-genre of video game film... the video game horror movie! Get you're stethoscopes & hot cop badges ready because we're going to throw this baby into the well in Silent Hill!

Doom

049 Doom

Date Posted: 09/17/2019

Now that we're all over the shock of not living in a world where the 87th most attractive woman of 2001 actually exists... we have to get our asses to mars.

Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within

048 Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within

Date Posted: 09/10/2019

Fatigued by all the running and jumping from last week Jon, Jason and Mack venture into the blissful surreal world of eco-sci-fi-action in Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within. Hopefully "the spirits" are whiskey and "within" means my stomach.

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider

047 Lara Croft: Tomb Raider

Date Posted: 09/03/2019

After last weeks movie-equivalent of batting-at-string Jason, Jon and Mack are ready to doff their fedoras and set off on their Indiana Jo... cough sorry... their Lara Croft: Tomb Raider adventure. Needless to say we are much relieved to be doing something that isn't a 1v1 stand-up combat game.

Wing Commander

046 Wing Commander

Date Posted: 08/27/2019

Star Log Entry #0205-1999. This week Wing Commander Deveraux is being a total jerk bag again. She told me to wash my underwear out and said I can't play bumper fighter anymore. She's such a drag.

I'm going to run away.

  • Todd "Maniac" Marshall XOXOXOXOXO
Mortal Kombat

045 Mortal Kombat

Date Posted: 08/20/2019

In an epic showdown for the ages Jon & Jason go toe-to-toe with death risking annihilation. But when the critical moment arrives they refuse to accept the match saving the day! In this weeks episode the mega-super-ensemble film Mortal Kombat lurks in the shadows taking the form of gummy worm waiting to attack!

Street Fighter

044 Street Fighter

Date Posted: 08/13/2019

Moving forward, or in this case laterally towards the center, we continue to one of the most venerated game franchises of all time Street Fighter. Hide your hatchback's kids things are about to get dangerous!

Side Slop: Critters III

043B Side Slop: Critters III

Date Posted: 08/09/2019

Get ready for your favorite dish to share with friends! Surge basted glass noodles shaped like a hairball. That's right! We're chowing down on a Critter ball... specifically Critters 3!

Double Dragon

043 Double Dragon

Date Posted: 08/06/2019

This week watch with misty eyes as Scott Wolf Fist-Fives his way into the heart of Alyssa Milano... at until he loses control of his half of the magical medallion in Double Dragon.

Super Mario Bros.

042 Super Mario Bros.

Date Posted: 07/30/2019

In the second season of Cinema Slop we're taking a long hard look at video game movies in an attempt to win a bar bet. So settle into your jump suits and power boots because shits about to get weird. To start things out we dig into Super Mario Bros. It's a movie for the ages. The ages 6 and 48 only from what we can tell.

Side Slop: Enemy Gold

041B Side Slop: Enemy Gold

Date Posted: 07/12/2019

This week Jon and Chris call in an emotional support Zac and boy do they need it! Join us as we fail to understand who the titular enemy is in Enemy Gold. Jon Rankings:

Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > Do or Die > Enemy Gold (-1) > Guns (-1) > Picasso Trigger (-1) > Hard Hunted (-1) > Fit to Kill (-1) > Malibu Express (-1)

Chris Rankings:

Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > Hard Hunted (+1) > Enemy Gold (-1) > Do or Die (-2) > Picasso Trigger (-1) > Fit to Kill (-1) > Guns (-1) > Malibu Express (-1)

Zac Rankings:

Savage Beach > Enemy Gold > Malibu Express

Side Slop: Never Too Young To Die

040B Side Slop: Never Too Young To Die

Date Posted: 06/28/2019

Jon and Chris have always believed there is nothing better then a good old fashioned Vanity project! And it is with that spirit that we dive into the John Stamos cult classic Never Too Young to Die!

Side Slop: Fit To Kill

039B Side Slop: Fit To Kill

Date Posted: 06/14/2019

A very special goodbye for a beloved member of the Extended Hawaii-verse. This time farewell to Donna.

Chris Rankings:

Savage Beach > (-) Hard Ticket to Hawaii > (+2) Do or Die > (-1) Hard Hunted > (-1) Picasso Trigger > Fit to Kill > (-1) Guns > (-1) Malibu Express

Jon Rankings:

Savage Beach > (-) Hard Ticket to Hawaii > (-) Do or Die > (+2) Guns > (-1) Picasso Trigger > (-2) Hard Hunted > Fit to Kill > (-1) Malibu Express

Side Slop: John Wick: Chapter 3

038B Side Slop: John Wick: Chapter 3

Date Posted: 05/31/2019

What makes a great video game movie? Heap on the style and and delete the video game portion! Find out why that statement is relevant to John Wick 3 as Jon and Special Guest Jason have their soft parts attacked by John Wick Chapter 3 - Parabellum!

Side Slop: Bébé's Kids

037B Side Slop: Bébé's Kids

Date Posted: 05/10/2019

Jason takes Jon to the land of babies... and somehow everyone survived! Join us at the animated amusement park that is Bébé’s Kids!

Side Slop: Hard Hunted

036B Side Slop: Hard Hunted

Date Posted: 04/26/2019

Kane is back.. in time apparently. As a much younger, more handsome but significantly less interesting version of himself and he is here to finish what he started! And by finish I mean start a whole new plan with his whole new face! This time Jon and Chris dodge errant missiles ejected from the action epic Hard Hunted!

Chris Rankings:

Savage Beach > (+1) Hard Ticket to Hawaii > Do or Die > (-1) Picasso Trigger > (-1) Guns > (-1) Malibu Express

Jon Rankings:

Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > Do Or Die > (-1) Guns> (-1) Picasso Trigger > (-1) Malibu Express

Side Slop: Leviathan

035B Side Slop: Leviathan

Date Posted: 04/12/2019

Deep in the sea there is a monster hiding in the most unlikely place... Hiding under 10 million pounds of pressure... in a boat... with a safe... in a bottle... of triple distilled horror. Leviathan will haunt you until you only have 5 minutes of the movie left. This week Jon and Jason take a break from their normal routine to examine the Leviathan.

Side Slop: Do Or Die

034B Side Slop: Do Or Die

Date Posted: 03/29/2019

This week Jon and Chris are ready to "Do" or to "Die"! In our case we "Did" a commentary track for the Andy Sidaris movie Do or Die starring the Legendary Skip Ward and a Man of normal renowned Pat Morita! In case you're not interested in our live reactions to Do or Die then skip ahead to 1 hr 37 minutes 15 seconds and hear our post-watch breakdown which approximates a normal discussion of an abnormal film.


Chris Rankings:

Savage Beach > (+1) Hard Ticket to Hawaii > Do or Die > (-1) Picasso Trigger > (-1) Guns > (-1) Malibu Express

Jon Rankings:

Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > Do Or Die > (-1) Guns> (-1) Picasso Trigger > (-1) Malibu Express

Side Slop: Resident Evil

033B Side Slop: Resident Evil

Date Posted: 03/15/2019

BQ Funk came to the studio to lay down some bottom heavy tracks for us as we look at Resident Evil and debate if it has the pocket with which to hold a groove.... funk. Check it out!

Best F(r)iends: Volume 1

032G Best F(r)iends: Volume 1

Date Posted: 03/04/2019

Hey everybody, Jon guest starred on Peter's Movy Nites. It's just furthering my theory he's attempting to replace me.
-Jason

Side Slop: Guns

032B Side Slop: Guns

Date Posted: 03/01/2019

Erik Estrada is the Jack of Diamonds and he is taking on the dangerous and perennially named Donna.. Donna Hamilton. This weeks journey into the wonderland that can only be described as the Bizarro-Lewis Carroll-Verse... errr The Extended Hawaii-verse..... as Chris and Jon sit down for Guns


Chris Rankings:

Savage Beach > (+1) Hard Ticket to Hawaii > (-1) Picasso Trigger > Guns > Malibu Express

Jon Rankings:

Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > Guns> Picasso Trigger > Malibu Express

Side Slop: Cemetery Man

031B Side Slop: Cemetery Man

Date Posted: 03/01/2019

Peter Joins us for the 2nd time and Boots is back for the 3rd officially making him the She of this episode. That's right. Bill's return signals only one thing... its time to dive into the psyche of Francesco as we sift through the slightly morbid, moderately comical and highly surreal film that is Cemetery Man.

This Time it's Polygonal (A Format Change)

030 This Time it's Polygonal (A Format Change)

Date Posted: 02/19/2019

Oh no! The larder is bereft of pork rinds and Sir Bacon bits... what is a growing podcast to do?

This week Jon and Jason assemble a veritable brain trust to find the answer to the ultimate question "what stunt programming techniques could we substitute in our Bacon Casserole of a show?". If you answers anything that involving the words "Chips" or "Cheese" you may be onto something Dear Listener! Listen now and hear how you can help save the day!

Side Slop: Picasso Trigger

029B Side Slop: Picasso Trigger

Date Posted: 02/15/2019

Jon and Chris are back to examine the watch-checking-fury that is Picasso Trigger... a late night sleaze fest that teases its viewers with educational nature trivia. Join us as we investigate the intrepid "Picasso Trigger" fish.


Chris Rankings: Savage Beach > Picasso Trigger > (-1) Hard Ticket to Hawaii > (-1) Malibu Express

Jon Rankings: Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > Picasso Trigger > (-1) Malibu Express

Side Slop: Critters II

028B Side Slop: Critters II

Date Posted: 02/08/2019

If Tremors and Attack of the Killer Tomatoes got busy and a made a furry monster baby... and that little jerk is hungry. That baby would be named Critters 2: The Main Course

Side Slop: Hard Ticket to Hawaii

027B Side Slop: Hard Ticket to Hawaii

Date Posted: 01/04/2019

Jon and Chris are back to attack the animals-gone-mad action epic super spy spectacular that took 1987 by storm... that's right! A Hard Ticket to Hawaii has been bought and we're about to take that ride! Let's see how they've charted this short jaunt by light aircraft!


Chris Rankings: Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > (-1) Malibu Express

Jon Rankings: Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > (-1) Malibu Express

Side Slop: Murder Rock

026B Side Slop: Murder Rock

Date Posted: 12/21/2018

At the intersection of Dance, Prog Rock and Horror sits a lonely figure. His name is Fulci and he is ready to party. This week Jon is joined by the infamous Peter of Peter's Movy Nites fame to have a shared hallucination guided by "Brujo" Fulci who oversees as they bask on the Murder Rock and let its psychedelic fumes over take them.

IT (1990)

024G IT (1990)

Date Posted: 12/17/2018

Super Movie Ball - Guest Spot

Derry sounds like a terrible place to live.

Mack and our guest Jason from the Cinema Slop podcast complete their cross-over 𝐈𝐓 event this new episode on the 𝐈𝐓[1990] miniseries. Will they go on a nice-and-easy nostalgia trip or get sucked in to the vortex of unspeakable foulness? This is the 2nd and concluding half of the 𝐈𝐓 podcast cross-over and it is a doozy. Check out the 1st half of the event here on the Cinema Slop podcast with 2017’s #ITMovie: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/cinema-slop/id1410511966?mt=2 … As always, enjoy.

A Gun for George

023G A Gun for George

Date Posted: 12/02/2018

Super Movie Ball - Guest Spot

Greetings traveler. I’m a horror writer. Most of you will probably know me already from my extensive canon of chillers.

Mack(from the Super Movie Ball podcast) and Jon talk about British comedian, actor, writer and director Matthew Holness. Join them as they chat about Mr. Holness’ horror parody show ‘Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace’ but mostly about his 2011’s short film ‘A Gun for George’. Mack and Jon hold nothing back because as Garth Marenghi says: “I know writers who use subtext and they’re all cowards.” In the known podcast galaxy it’s the only podcast the loves you back, so please enjoy.

Side Slop: It (2017)

023B Side Slop: It (2017)

Date Posted: 11/30/2018

Jason and Guest Mack of Super Movie Ball fame dive into the 2017 Remake of Stephen King's classic It. A film renowned mostly for having a title that is too short and for ruining clowns for a generation.

Side Slop: Malibu Express

022B Side Slop: Malibu Express

Date Posted: 11/23/2018

We're back in for a very special Inaugural 2nd episode of the Extended Hawaii-Verse. After having stepped in it with our episode Savage Beach we're now all in and ready to find out how you could possibly make a 12 movie series out of the following ingredients. 1) Girls 2) Guns and 3) G-Strings. Perhaps one day we will try out a version with 1) Bullets 2) Blondes and 3)Bombshells.... onward we go to bake ourselves a sleaze-soufflé!


Chris Rankings: (+1) Savage Beach > Malibu Express

Jon Rankings: (+1) Savage Beach > Malibu Express

Lake Placid

021 Lake Placid

Date Posted: 11/13/2018
Entrance Actor: Betty White

After meeting a displaced Betty White in Hard Rain we wanted to summer with her at her lake house. We arrive and meet her for lemonade and cookies before Sheriff Hank comes and ruins our lovely picnic. O.F.F. is totally a jerk about Betty's unlicensed pets and it just turns into a whole thing. Let's join Betty as she fights the man in order to keep her happy family together.

Spy Hard

020G Spy Hard

Date Posted: 11/12/2018

Super Movie Ball - Guest Spot

What do you want? This movie is 80 minutes long and on Netflix, okay!
TS: These people need to go to a hospital.
ED: What is it?
TS: It’s a big place where sick people go.
A: Mack and Jon from Cinema Slop talk about the 1996 spoof movie “Spy Hard”.
DR: Can you fly this plane and land it?
TS: Surely you can’t be serious?
DR: I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.

Hard Rain

020 Hard Rain

Date Posted: 11/06/2018
Entrance Actor: Randy Quaid
Exit Actor: Betty White

After laughing ourselves silly watching the comedic genius that was the oddly shaped nugget on Robot Quaid in The Adventures of Pluto Nash Jason and Jon decide to investigate what other head shapes Randy Quaid is capable of using. Naturally a flooded mid-west town is a great place to utility heads. Diving Bell heads, drill heads, nose cone heads... so Jon and Jason jump into the regularly scheduled Hard Rain and the ensuing flood in the basin city of Huntingburg, Indiana.

Side Slop: Critters

019B Side Slop: Critters

Date Posted: 11/02/2018

On a very special Side Slop Jon and Jason finally meet. It's like Cinema Slop has all been one long time travel episode of Doctor Who and we just finally were introduced after a years long romance. If that sort of sentimentality doesn't get you in the cockles... Wait! There's more! We also bring in Special guest Alisa. Her official duties as Jason's wife make the aforementioned romantic rendezvous a little awkward but to break up the tension we played Critter-ball. It's like soccer in that you try to kick the small round thing and Jon is bad at it!

The Adventures of Pluto Nash

019 The Adventures of Pluto Nash

Date Posted: 10/30/2018
Entrance Actor: Rosario Dawson
Exit Actor: Randy Quaid

Last time on Wonder Woman Rosario Dawson was a literal superhuman... today we follow Regular Rosario to the very special location of THE MOOOOOOON. She lands with a hope, a dream and a just enough moxie to be a singing superstar. Now that we have taken the time to establish that lets find out what it has to do with real estate!

Side Slop: Mandy

018B Side Slop: Mandy

Date Posted: 10/19/2018

What do you get when you let the heavy metal obsessed shit-kicker-in-cheif Boots get ahold of the remote? You end up watching the heavy metal fantasy fusion exploitation rock opera Mandy starring Nicholas Cage. Join Jon, Boots and Mack as they verbally sift through this cinematic psychedelic soup.

Wonder Woman

018 Wonder Woman

Date Posted: 10/09/2018
Entrance Actor: Virginia Madsen
Exit Actor: Rosario Dawson

Last week on the "Bacon Luge" we found that when you say Candyman 5 times into a mirror Tony Todd Pops up and murders people... This week we ask "what happens if you say 'Doctoral Candidate Helen Lyle' into the mirror 5 times?". Apparently Virginia Madsen crafts a baby from blood and sand and asexually births a female humanoid demigod hero.... not the female humanoid demigod hero we deserve but the female humanoid demigod hero we need. It's all DC so I assume that line works no matter how you apply it. This week Wonder Woman.....Animated.

Candyman

017 Candyman

Date Posted: 10/02/2018
Entrance Actor: Tony Todd
Exit Actor: Virginia Madsen

Tony Todd does a great vanishing act in Shadowdbuilder but when he goes into the magic box with no mirrors where does he emerge? This week we find out that the answer is a tenement in Chicago.... lets check out Candyman!

Top 5 Hate But Love -> Actors

016G Top 5 Hate But Love -> Actors

Date Posted: 10/01/2018

Super Movie Ball - Guest Spot

This week the Super Movie Ball crew are joined by Jason and Jon from Cinema Slop and Riley from Grand Moff Talkin' podcasts, to talk about Top 5 actors we usually hate but love in something. Everyone has a go one-by-one explaining their reasons why they can't stand an actor leading to many future arguments at the bar until everyone just starts crying and we have to just hug it out.

Shadowbuilder

016 Shadowbuilder

Date Posted: 09/25/2018
Entrance Actor: Michael Rooker
Exit Actor: Tony Todd

Last time Michael Rooker was a cop in The Replacement Killers. Today he is a hired gun... for the Lord! That's right! We ARE watching the seminal breakthrough Bram Stoker classic Shadowbuilder. Old Rook has to stop an evil cabal of Catholic Satanists from plucking three hairs from the head of a stigmata-baby and chanting real loud at a couple of sticks summoning a sentient humanoid shadow-demon impersonating the space cowboy Spike from the spaceship Bebop to open the door to hell... ya follow?

The Replacement Killers

015 The Replacement Killers

Date Posted: 09/18/2018
Entrance Actor: Chow Yun-Fat
Exit Actor: Michael Rooker

Did you spend the majority of The Killer wishing that it was in English and there was more then one "Killer"? Well then boy-howdy are you in for a treat! Watch as someone copy and pastes the script to last weeks movie into Google-Translate and we see what comes out the other side!

Side Slop: Hush

014B Side Slop: Hush

Date Posted: 09/14/2018

Hush. It's not just a thing you say to babies anymore its also a home invasion horror movie that is inconsiderately telling a deaf woman to shut up with its title. In todays Side Slop special Guest Boots invades Jon's home movie watching habits to force Jon to use a Netflix. The results are messy and chaotic and theres a lot of messing with the clicker. Check it out.

The Killer

014 The Killer

Date Posted: 09/11/2018
Entrance Actor: Danny Lee
Exit Actor: Chow Yun-Fat

Last week Danny Lee was searching for something and he caused the death of nearly everyone in the world. This week Chow Yun-Fat causes the death of nearly everyone in the world which makes him search for something. There has to be something meaningful in that dichotomy. Join us as we discover the disappointing answer to that mystery in The Killer.

The Mighty Peking Man

013 The Mighty Peking Man

Date Posted: 09/04/2018
Entrance Actor: Wei Tu Lin
Exit Actor: Danny Lee

Last week we watched in awe as Ni Tien conspired to build a log cabin out of corpses in what can only be described as a Corpse Mania. Naturally the corpse pile was just a framing device for the cousin of a guy. So naturally this week we follow that guy into the mountains where we heard there was a Kong.. no wait.. a Mighty Joe... no wait... a Mighty Peking Man... on the loose.. lets see what happens.

Side Slop: Suspiria

012b Side Slop: Suspiria

Date Posted: 08/31/2018

Jon said to Jason one too many times "thats a Giallo thing" so now were gonna do a Giallo! In this weeks Side Slop we check out Suspiria a movie where a dance maverick uses her dance skills to buzz the witchy-tower of the stuffy dean. Thats close enough. Find out what Suspiria is all about at the same time as Jason. Check it out.

Corpse Mania

012 Corpse Mania

Date Posted: 08/28/2018
Entrance Actor: Ni Tien
Exit Actor: Wei Tu Lin

Last week we enjoyed what in hindsight was a completely uncontroversial and fun blaxploitation/James bond style globe hopping adventure starring Ni Tien as the cute as a button but deadly serious martial arts skilled sidekick of cleopatra Jones. Let’s hope this week things are just as cheerful and carefree as they were in Ms. Tien’s heroine kingpin busting days. We join the necrophilic adventures in progress in Corpse Mania

Cleopatra Jones and the Casino of Gold

011 Cleopatra Jones and the Casino of Gold

Date Posted: 08/21/2018
Entrance Actor: Stella Stevens
Exit Actor: Ni Tien

Last week Stella Stevens was bested in single combat by Mom... it wasn't a fair fight. Stella had no idea what about going down at the time and naturally being a lycan-granny is against the rules of most boxing commissions. But you can't keep a good woman down and so this week Stella Stevens is back and she's going to challenge some fool to a duel.... in the old school.... its pretty cool... stay tuned for Cleopatra Jones and the Casino of Gold

Side Slop: Savage Beach

010B Side Slop: Savage Beach

Date Posted: 08/17/2018

On this weeks Side Slop... Do you like James Bond? Of course you do! Do you like "Skin Flicks"? Naturally! Do you also lack discernment? Absolutely, you listen to Cinema Slop! Join Jon and our intrepid guest Chris as they take a trip to Savage Beach. Don't let the name fool you its actually quite nice and not very threatening.

Mom

010 Mom

Date Posted: 08/14/2018
Entrance Actor: Claudia Christian
Exit Actor: Stella Stevens

Claudia Christian handled herself commendably against the reanimated corpse of a rouge policeman last week so naturally we asked ourselves, "Self... how do you think Ms. Christian would fare against the most fabled beast of yore? (Dramatic Pause) The Lycanthrope! (Music cue)". Well if you, like some of us at Cinema Slop, have spent the last decade writing Cmdr. Susan Ivanova vs Hideous monster fan-fiction then you're in luck because we finally know the answer! This week... its The ultimate military officer vs. The Matron of Satan... Mom!

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

009G On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Date Posted: 08/06/2018

Super Movie Ball - Guest Spot

This week Super Movie Ball has gone mainstream and is set to unleash "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" on to the unsuspecting people of the internet. It is a 1969 British spy film based on the Ian Fleming novel of the same name. Mack has teamed up with a new target that goes by the alias: Jon. Jon is specialist from another podcasting organization known for it's 'sloppy' but surprisingly effective movie coverage. Make no mistakes Jon is a true professional and will leave you in stitches if you are fortunate enough to see him coming. As always, should you or any of your listening force be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. Happy listening!



Maniac Cop 2

009 Maniac Cop 2

Date Posted: 08/07/2018
Entrance Actor: James Dixon
Exit Actor: Claudia Christian

Last Week we saw monster babies harass Officer Dixon but don't worry Officer Dixon is back on the case this week as he hunts out corruption within the NYPD.

It’s Alive

008 It’s Alive

Date Posted: 07/31/2018
Entrance Actor: Patrick McAllister
Exit Actor: James Dixon

Last week we found out that a corpse can be the most important plot point in a movie other then Weekend at Bernies. Since the corpse was so dang important we wanted to see what other acting gigs required those sorts of acting chops. This week we meet a very much alive Patrick McAllister in the delivery room where the babies are alive... and thats somehow an issue?

The Prophecy

007 The Prophecy

Date Posted: 07/24/2018
Entrance Actor: Amanda Plummer
Exit Actor: Patrick McAllister

We like Amanda Plummer and she was a weirdo Nun Last time in Freejack. This Week she's gone to the other side and confirmed all her beliefs to be true.. or not... theologically I'm not sure what we find out this week. We meet the devil and stuff but who knows what the hell this all means.. maybe you can figure out what The Prophecy is talking about?

This Week Special Guest Contributor Zac

Freejack

006 Freejack

Date Posted: 07/17/2018
Entrance Actor: Frankie Faison
Exit Actor: Amanda Plummer

We have accidentally become an Emilio Estevez based show. Welcome to the mans third consecutive appearance. We swear it was an accident and shan't be repeated. Last time Frankie Faison's found his dropped keys and has now driven off into the sunset. When the sun rises he's been transported into the future where he has no job skills aside from culinary creativity. Lets see where this goes...

Side Slop: Pacific Rim Uprising

005b Side Slop: Pacific Rim Uprising

Date Posted: 07/13/2018

Welcome to our first tangent! This Episode is a stand alone fun time review of Pacific Rim Uprising with Special Guest Jason. Sit back and enjoy the no-notes post-theatrical viewing reaction of two guys in a hotel room. It's not that sexy but its still a fun time.

Maximum Overdrive

005 Maximum Overdrive

Date Posted: 07/10/2018
Entrance Actor: Emilio Estevez
Exit Actor: Frankie Faison

Today we followed the garbagy pong of Emilio Estevez from Men at Work to a small highway truck stop where Emilio has gotten promoted all the way to line cook. Things start getting weird for our country diner when the earth goes through a comets tail... yep. Those two ideas are directly connected in Maximum Overdrive.

Men at Work

004 Men at Work

Date Posted: 07/03/2018
Entrance Actor: Keith David
Exit Actor: Emilio Estevez

In todays episode we followed Keith David out of the wintery hell of Antarctica in The Thing(1982) into the comparatively pleasant life of a garbage man in Men at work.

Carl Taylor and James St. James have pellet based hijinks and eco-mayhem ensues in this weeks literal garbage movie Men at Work in which there is shockingly little work being done.

The Thing (1982)

003 The Thing (1982)

Date Posted: 06/26/2018
Entrance Actor: Kurt Russell
Exit Actor: Keith David

After battling the forces of evil in San Fran Kurt Russell's Pork Chop Express has arrived at its final destination, the Arctic. It's a wintery hell-scape but old Kurt likes it just fine. Just don't mess with his shack, his scotch or his bodily autonomy. Let's sit back and watch...

Big Trouble in Little China

002 Big Trouble in Little China

Date Posted: 06/19/2018
Entrance Actor: Victor Wong
Exit Actor: Kurt Russell

In todays episode we have followed the delightful Victor Wong from his previous home in Perfection Vally to San Francisco where he and his misfit-band of friends will have a mystical adventure that begins as all great stories do.... in an attorney's office.

Tremors

001 Tremors

Date Posted: 06/12/2018
Entrance Actor: Kevin Bacon
Exit Actor: Victor Wong

Episode One: The Source

Jon and Jason Have arrived on the internet 15 years fashionably late. We're here to give a little love and a little salt to the world of pork products.. specifically to the Bacon product category.

Our podcast is simple. Using a Process called Backward Baconing, we start with His Eminence himself Mr Kevin Bacon in the 1990 Classic Tremors. After we have enjoyed this film completely we will choose our favorite character/actor from the film and select a film from their catalog.

There is no guarantee our choices will be wise, informed or even logical but it should be a good laugh. Join us on our choose your own adventure style journey into the unknown corners of cinematic pig pen from whence Bacon came.

Todays Episode Tremors

We join a small town already in progress as it discovers, "We've got worms".