Sloppy Reel

Slop Season Two

The time has come for the ultimate showdown! In season 2 of "that audio show about moving images" Jason and Jon have committed themselves to a cause. This spin around the centrifuge of life we intend to separate the curds from the whey as we inspect the goopy bits of cinema that are Video Game Adaptations!

Using the most advanced methods (science, brackets & Mack) we intend to finally end the debate over which VGM is the ruler of them all. So fill up your life bar and prepare to despair as we nearly run out of "dudes" in the Slop to the Death tournament for the most prized prize of all… The Golden Eagle Cup!

Ladies and Gentleman I present to you

The Super Turbo-ment 16

Now lets meet our contenders…

Super Mario Brothers

Double Dragon

Street Fighter

Mortal Kombat

Wing Commander

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider

Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within

Doom

Silent Hill

Hitman

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

The Angry Birds Movie

Warcraft: The Beginning

Tomb Raider

Rampage

Pokémon Detective Pikachu

Who Wins The Golden Eagle Cup?

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This Time it's Polygonal (A Format Change)

030 This Time it's Polygonal (A Format Change)

Date Posted: 02/19/2019

Oh no! The larder is bereft of pork rinds and Sir Bacon bits... what is a growing podcast to do?

This week Jon and Jason assemble a veritable brain trust to find the answer to the ultimate question "what stunt programming techniques could we substitute in our Bacon Casserole of a show?". If you answers anything that involving the words "Chips" or "Cheese" you may be onto something Dear Listener! Listen now and hear how you can help save the day!

Super Mario Bros.

042 Super Mario Bros.

Date Posted: 07/30/2019

In the second season of Cinema Slop we're taking a long hard look at video game movies in an attempt to win a bar bet. So settle into your jump suits and power boots because shits about to get weird. To start things out we dig into Super Mario Bros. It's a movie for the ages. The ages 6 and 48 only from what we can tell.

Double Dragon

043 Double Dragon

Date Posted: 08/06/2019

This week watch with misty eyes as Scott Wolf Fist-Fives his way into the heart of Alyssa Milano... at until he loses control of his half of the magical medallion in Double Dragon.

Street Fighter

044 Street Fighter

Date Posted: 08/13/2019

Moving forward, or in this case laterally towards the center, we continue to one of the most venerated game franchises of all time Street Fighter. Hide your hatchback's kids things are about to get dangerous!

Mortal Kombat

045 Mortal Kombat

Date Posted: 08/20/2019

In an epic showdown for the ages Jon & Jason go toe-to-toe with death risking annihilation. But when the critical moment arrives they refuse to accept the match saving the day! In this weeks episode the mega-super-ensemble film Mortal Kombat lurks in the shadows taking the form of gummy worm waiting to attack!

Wing Commander

046 Wing Commander

Date Posted: 08/27/2019

Star Log Entry #0205-1999. This week Wing Commander Deveraux is being a total jerk bag again. She told me to wash my underwear out and said I can't play bumper fighter anymore. She's such a drag.

I'm going to run away.

  • Todd "Maniac" Marshall XOXOXOXOXO
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider

047 Lara Croft: Tomb Raider

Date Posted: 09/03/2019

After last weeks movie-equivalent of batting-at-string Jason, Jon and Mack are ready to doff their fedoras and set off on their Indiana Jo... cough sorry... their Lara Croft: Tomb Raider adventure. Needless to say we are much relieved to be doing something that isn't a 1v1 stand-up combat game.

Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within

048 Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within

Date Posted: 09/10/2019

Fatigued by all the running and jumping from last week Jon, Jason and Mack venture into the blissful surreal world of eco-sci-fi-action in Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within. Hopefully "the spirits" are whiskey and "within" means my stomach.

Doom

049 Doom

Date Posted: 09/17/2019

Now that we're all over the shock of not living in a world where the 87th most attractive woman of 2001 actually exists... we have to get our asses to mars.

Silent Hill

050 Silent Hill

Date Posted: 09/24/2019

We now venture one jaunty pop-and-lock step in time forward into a previously unexplored sub-genre of video game film... the video game horror movie! Get you're stethoscopes & hot cop badges ready because we're going to throw this baby into the well in Silent Hill!

Hitman

051 Hitman

Date Posted: 10/01/2019

This week on Hitman you'll believe a hardened killer can pontificate like a 2nd semester philosophy student... for far too long and without reaching a satisfying conclusion.

Pull up a stool and join in... this round of Haterade is on us.

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

052 Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

Date Posted: 10/08/2019

This time Prince of Persia! Because Assassin's Creed wouldn't load.

The Angry Birds Movie

053 The Angry Birds Movie

Date Posted: 10/15/2019

This week we ran down our cell phone batteries trying to figure out why someone created The Angry Birds Movie.

Warcraft: The Beginning

054 Warcraft: The Beginning

Date Posted: 10/22/2019

We're nearing the end of this season & we are very tired. Jason is just a bleached skeleton giving the middle finger and Jon is down to just one prospector gold tooth he calls 'Chomper' that he uses to bite his beer cans open. Mack is crouched in the corner muttering something about 'building a snowman'. So this week we're going to save some energy and just give you "the beginning". Have fun with Warcraft.

Tomb Raider (2018)

055 Tomb Raider (2018)

Date Posted: 10/29/2019

After losing a grog drinking competition to Professor Groglots the Drinktackular Orc The Slop lost track of its surroundings, personal history and sense of object permanence long enough to watch Tomb Raider! A film we probably had never seen before!

Rampage

056 Rampage

Date Posted: 11/05/2019

George a giant gorilla that's definitely not King Kong teams up with a crocodile? Wait that's not right. George teams up with a giant lizard-not-lizard that's definitely not Godzilla and a wolf? What the hell? And the Rock plays a primatologist? Thats Rampage y'all.

Pokémon Detective Pikachu

057 Pokémon Detective Pikachu

Date Posted: 11/12/2019

Ladies & gentleman when it comes to podcasting we want to be the very best. Like no one ever was! To discuss movies is our real test... to watch them is our cause. We travel across the media platforms searching far & wide. Each film to understand the power that's inside. Movies! Got to watch em all! It's you and me and you. I know its our destiny! Pokémon Detective Pikachu!

VGMT Round 1 Set 1

058 VGMT Round 1 Set 1

Date Posted: 12/17/2019

Round One of the The Golden Eagle Cup is finally here. Why? Because what's the point of having hard crusted candy shells if you can't smash them together and see which one survives?! On to the damage.. I mean action!

VGMT Round 1 Set 2

059 VGMT Round 1 Set 2

Date Posted: 12/31/2019

Round One of the The Golden Eagle Cup is finally here. Why? Because what's the point of having hard crusted candy shells if you can't smash them together and see which one survives?! On to the damage.. I mean action!

VGMT Round 2

060 VGMT Round 2

Date Posted: 01/07/2020

Round One is finally over, now it's time to see which action figures make it out of the fiery pit that is Round Two.

VGMT Round 3 and 4

061 VGMT Round 3 and 4

Date Posted: 01/14/2020

It's finally over.

Season Two Retrospective

062 Season Two Retrospective

Date Posted: 03/31/2020

As is true with all quality video games our Season of VGM episodes has it's own end boss! Join Jon, Jason, and Special Guest Dungeon Wizard Pat!