Side Slop: Critters III

043B Side Slop: Critters III

Date Posted: 08/09/2019

Get ready for your favorite dish to share with friends! Surge basted glass noodles shaped like a hairball. That's right! We're chowing down on a Critter ball... specifically Critters 3!

Side Slop: Enemy Gold

041B Side Slop: Enemy Gold

Date Posted: 07/12/2019

This week Jon and Chris call in an emotional support Zac and boy do they need it! Join us as we fail to understand who the titular enemy is in Enemy Gold. Jon Rankings:

Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > Do or Die > Enemy Gold (-1) > Guns (-1) > Picasso Trigger (-1) > Hard Hunted (-1) > Fit to Kill (-1) > Malibu Express (-1)

Chris Rankings:

Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > Hard Hunted (+1) > Enemy Gold (-1) > Do or Die (-2) > Picasso Trigger (-1) > Fit to Kill (-1) > Guns (-1) > Malibu Express (-1)

Zac Rankings:

Savage Beach > Enemy Gold > Malibu Express

Side Slop: Never Too Young To Die

040B Side Slop: Never Too Young To Die

Date Posted: 06/28/2019

Jon and Chris have always believed there is nothing better then a good old fashioned Vanity project! And it is with that spirit that we dive into the John Stamos cult classic Never Too Young to Die!

Side Slop: Fit To Kill

039B Side Slop: Fit To Kill

Date Posted: 06/14/2019

A very special goodbye for a beloved member of the Extended Hawaii-verse. This time farewell to Donna.

Chris Rankings:

Savage Beach > (-) Hard Ticket to Hawaii > (+2) Do or Die > (-1) Hard Hunted > (-1) Picasso Trigger > Fit to Kill > (-1) Guns > (-1) Malibu Express

Jon Rankings:

Savage Beach > (-) Hard Ticket to Hawaii > (-) Do or Die > (+2) Guns > (-1) Picasso Trigger > (-2) Hard Hunted > Fit to Kill > (-1) Malibu Express

Side Slop: John Wick: Chapter 3

038B Side Slop: John Wick: Chapter 3

Date Posted: 05/31/2019

What makes a great video game movie? Heap on the style and and delete the video game portion! Find out why that statement is relevant to John Wick 3 as Jon and Special Guest Jason have their soft parts attacked by John Wick Chapter 3 - Parabellum!

Side Slop: Bébé's Kids

037B Side Slop: Bébé's Kids

Date Posted: 05/10/2019

Jason takes Jon to the land of babies... and somehow everyone survived! Join us at the animated amusement park that is Bébé’s Kids!

Side Slop: Hard Hunted

036B Side Slop: Hard Hunted

Date Posted: 04/26/2019

Kane is back.. in time apparently. As a much younger, more handsome but significantly less interesting version of himself and he is here to finish what he started! And by finish I mean start a whole new plan with his whole new face! This time Jon and Chris dodge errant missiles ejected from the action epic Hard Hunted!

Chris Rankings:

Savage Beach > (+1) Hard Ticket to Hawaii > Do or Die > (-1) Picasso Trigger > (-1) Guns > (-1) Malibu Express

Jon Rankings:

Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > Do Or Die > (-1) Guns> (-1) Picasso Trigger > (-1) Malibu Express

Side Slop: Leviathan

035B Side Slop: Leviathan

Date Posted: 04/12/2019

Deep in the sea there is a monster hiding in the most unlikely place... Hiding under 10 million pounds of pressure... in a boat... with a safe... in a bottle... of triple distilled horror. Leviathan will haunt you until you only have 5 minutes of the movie left. This week Jon and Jason take a break from their normal routine to examine the Leviathan.

Side Slop: Do Or Die

034B Side Slop: Do Or Die

Date Posted: 03/29/2019

This week Jon and Chris are ready to "Do" or to "Die"! In our case we "Did" a commentary track for the Andy Sidaris movie Do or Die starring the Legendary Skip Ward and a Man of normal renowned Pat Morita! In case you're not interested in our live reactions to Do or Die then skip ahead to 1 hr 37 minutes 15 seconds and hear our post-watch breakdown which approximates a normal discussion of an abnormal film.


Chris Rankings:

Savage Beach > (+1) Hard Ticket to Hawaii > Do or Die > (-1) Picasso Trigger > (-1) Guns > (-1) Malibu Express

Jon Rankings:

Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > Do Or Die > (-1) Guns> (-1) Picasso Trigger > (-1) Malibu Express

Side Slop: Resident Evil

033B Side Slop: Resident Evil

Date Posted: 03/15/2019

BQ Funk came to the studio to lay down some bottom heavy tracks for us as we look at Resident Evil and debate if it has the pocket with which to hold a groove.... funk. Check it out!

Side Slop: Guns

032B Side Slop: Guns

Date Posted: 03/01/2019

Erik Estrada is the Jack of Diamonds and he is taking on the dangerous and perennially named Donna.. Donna Hamilton. This weeks journey into the wonderland that can only be described as the Bizarro-Lewis Carroll-Verse... errr The Extended Hawaii-verse..... as Chris and Jon sit down for Guns


Chris Rankings:

Savage Beach > (+1) Hard Ticket to Hawaii > (-1) Picasso Trigger > Guns > Malibu Express

Jon Rankings:

Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > Guns> Picasso Trigger > Malibu Express

Side Slop: Cemetery Man

031B Side Slop: Cemetery Man

Date Posted: 03/01/2019

Peter Joins us for the 2nd time and Boots is back for the 3rd officially making him the She of this episode. That's right. Bill's return signals only one thing... its time to dive into the psyche of Francesco as we sift through the slightly morbid, moderately comical and highly surreal film that is Cemetery Man.

Side Slop: Picasso Trigger

029B Side Slop: Picasso Trigger

Date Posted: 02/15/2019

Jon and Chris are back to examine the watch-checking-fury that is Picasso Trigger... a late night sleaze fest that teases its viewers with educational nature trivia. Join us as we investigate the intrepid "Picasso Trigger" fish.


Chris Rankings: Savage Beach > Picasso Trigger > (-1) Hard Ticket to Hawaii > (-1) Malibu Express

Jon Rankings: Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > Picasso Trigger > (-1) Malibu Express

Side Slop: Critters II

028B Side Slop: Critters II

Date Posted: 02/08/2019

If Tremors and Attack of the Killer Tomatoes got busy and a made a furry monster baby... and that little jerk is hungry. That baby would be named Critters 2: The Main Course

Side Slop: Hard Ticket to Hawaii

027B Side Slop: Hard Ticket to Hawaii

Date Posted: 01/04/2019

Jon and Chris are back to attack the animals-gone-mad action epic super spy spectacular that took 1987 by storm... that's right! A Hard Ticket to Hawaii has been bought and we're about to take that ride! Let's see how they've charted this short jaunt by light aircraft!


Chris Rankings: Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > (-1) Malibu Express

Jon Rankings: Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > (-1) Malibu Express

Side Slop: Murder Rock

026B Side Slop: Murder Rock

Date Posted: 12/21/2018

At the intersection of Dance, Prog Rock and Horror sits a lonely figure. His name is Fulci and he is ready to party. This week Jon is joined by the infamous Peter of Peter's Movy Nites fame to have a shared hallucination guided by "Brujo" Fulci who oversees as they bask on the Murder Rock and let its psychedelic fumes over take them.

Side Slop: It (2017)

023B Side Slop: It (2017)

Date Posted: 11/30/2018

Jason and Guest Mack of Super Movie Ball fame dive into the 2017 Remake of Stephen King's classic It. A film renowned mostly for having a title that is too short and for ruining clowns for a generation.

Side Slop: Malibu Express

022B Side Slop: Malibu Express

Date Posted: 11/23/2018

We're back in for a very special Inaugural 2nd episode of the Extended Hawaii-Verse. After having stepped in it with our episode Savage Beach we're now all in and ready to find out how you could possibly make a 12 movie series out of the following ingredients. 1) Girls 2) Guns and 3) G-Strings. Perhaps one day we will try out a version with 1) Bullets 2) Blondes and 3)Bombshells.... onward we go to bake ourselves a sleaze-soufflé!


Chris Rankings: (+1) Savage Beach > Malibu Express

Jon Rankings: (+1) Savage Beach > Malibu Express

Side Slop: Critters

019B Side Slop: Critters

Date Posted: 11/02/2018

On a very special Side Slop Jon and Jason finally meet. It's like Cinema Slop has all been one long time travel episode of Doctor Who and we just finally were introduced after a years long romance. If that sort of sentimentality doesn't get you in the cockles... Wait! There's more! We also bring in Special guest Alisa. Her official duties as Jason's wife make the aforementioned romantic rendezvous a little awkward but to break up the tension we played Critter-ball. It's like soccer in that you try to kick the small round thing and Jon is bad at it!

Side Slop: Mandy

018B Side Slop: Mandy

Date Posted: 10/19/2018

What do you get when you let the heavy metal obsessed shit-kicker-in-cheif Boots get ahold of the remote? You end up watching the heavy metal fantasy fusion exploitation rock opera Mandy starring Nicholas Cage. Join Jon, Boots and Mack as they verbally sift through this cinematic psychedelic soup.

Side Slop: Hush

014B Side Slop: Hush

Date Posted: 09/14/2018

Hush. It's not just a thing you say to babies anymore its also a home invasion horror movie that is inconsiderately telling a deaf woman to shut up with its title. In todays Side Slop special Guest Boots invades Jon's home movie watching habits to force Jon to use a Netflix. The results are messy and chaotic and theres a lot of messing with the clicker. Check it out.

Side Slop: Suspiria

012b Side Slop: Suspiria

Date Posted: 08/31/2018

Jon said to Jason one too many times "thats a Giallo thing" so now were gonna do a Giallo! In this weeks Side Slop we check out Suspiria a movie where a dance maverick uses her dance skills to buzz the witchy-tower of the stuffy dean. Thats close enough. Find out what Suspiria is all about at the same time as Jason. Check it out.

Side Slop: Savage Beach

010B Side Slop: Savage Beach

Date Posted: 08/17/2018

On this weeks Side Slop... Do you like James Bond? Of course you do! Do you like "Skin Flicks"? Naturally! Do you also lack discernment? Absolutely, you listen to Cinema Slop! Join Jon and our intrepid guest Chris as they take a trip to Savage Beach. Don't let the name fool you its actually quite nice and not very threatening.

Side Slop: Pacific Rim Uprising

005b Side Slop: Pacific Rim Uprising

Date Posted: 07/13/2018

Welcome to our first tangent! This Episode is a stand alone fun time review of Pacific Rim Uprising with Special Guest Jason. Sit back and enjoy the no-notes post-theatrical viewing reaction of two guys in a hotel room. It's not that sexy but its still a fun time.