This week we ran down our cell phone batteries trying to figure out why someone created The Angry Birds Movie.
Tue Dec 17 Cinema Slop Conference
Date Posted: 10/15/2019
Show Notes
Season: 2
Episode: 053
Film Title: The Angry Birds Movie
Film Year: 2016
Jason Review: You should expect better and smarter from your entertainment even if you are an 8 year old. Worse then "Hitman"
Jon Review: Angry Birds is a movie that doesn't start for 40 minutes because its too busy being cliche, obnoxious and wrongheaded. If you're a human looking for a story. Look elsewhere.
Mack Review: Despite a truly iconic writing pedigree "Angry Birds" completely fails to develop its characters or connect with the audience. Megasuperangrydown.
Tags:
Action32
Comedy7
Jason Down17
Jon Down28
Animation3
Special Guest Mack21
Video Game Movie22
Mack Down10
Triple Down5
Jason Sudeikis2
Danny McBride2
Maya Rudolph2
Genocide1
External Links:
Photography by www.falktography.com
Music by www.vandalaymusic.com
Writer(s)
Jon Vitti (2) > ScreenplayMikael Hed (2) > Story
Mikko Pöllä (2) > Story
John Cohen (2) > Story
Cast
Jason Sudeikis (2) > RedDanny McBride (2) > Bomb
Sean Penn (2) > Terence
Josh Gad (2) > Chuck
Maya Rudolph (2) > Matilda
Bill Hader (2) > Leonard
Peter Dinklage (2) > Mighty Eagle
Keegan-Michael Key (2) > Judge Peckinpah
Kate McKinnon (2) > Stella / Eva the Birthday Mom
Tony Hale (2) > Ross / Cyrus / Mime
Hannibal Buress (2) > Edward the Birthday Dad
Ike Barinholtz (2) > Tiny
Tituss Burgess (2) > Photog
Ian Hecox (2) > Bubbles
Anthony Padilla (2) > Hal
Jillian Bell (2) > Helene the Lunch Mom / Yoga Instructor
Billy Eichner (2) > Chef Pig / Phillip
Danielle Brooks (2) > Olive Blue / Monica the Crossing Guard
Blake Shelton (2) > Earl Pig
Charli XCX (2) > Willow
Romeo Santos (2) > Early Bird
Cristela Alonzo (2) > Shirley the Old Lady Bird
Adam Brown (2) > Hug Trader
Ava Acres (2) > Timothy the Birthday Boy
Geoffrey Arend (2) > Day Care Teacher
Malena Brewer (2) > Arianna Bird
Catherine Winder (2) > Billy the Sign
Alex Borstein (2) > Sophie Bird / Peggy Bird
John Cohen (2) > Johnny Bird
Max Charles (2) > Bobby Bird
Clay Kaytis (2) > Clayton the Waiter Bird
Matt McCarthy (2) > Rodney Bird / Acrobat Pig
Vincent Oswald (2) > Dylan Hatchling
Fergal Reilly (2) > Foreman Pig
Samantha Cohen (2) > Samantha Hatchling
Kevin Bigley (2) > Greg Blue
Matt Taylor (2) > Hamilton Pig / Acrobat Pig
Josh Robert Thompson (2) > Brad Bird / Dane the Saxophone Bird
Ali Wong (2) > Betty Bird
McKenna Grace (2) > Ella Bird
Bella Lardieri (2) > Maya Bird
Aidan McGraw (2) > Young Red
Fred Tatasciore (2) > Monty Pig
Eileen Marra (2) > The Hatchling Singer
Indra Raval (2) > The Hatchling Singer
Joaquin Raval (2) > The Hatchling Singer
Sofie Wolfe (2) > The Hatchling Singer