Pokémon Detective Pikachu

057 Pokémon Detective Pikachu

Date Posted: 11/12/2019

Ladies & gentleman when it comes to podcasting we want to be the very best. Like no one ever was! To discuss movies is our real test... to watch them is our cause. We travel across the media platforms searching far & wide. Each film to understand the power that's inside. Movies! Got to watch em all! It's you and me and you. I know its our destiny! Pokémon Detective Pikachu!

Warcraft: The Beginning

054 Warcraft: The Beginning

Date Posted: 10/22/2019

We're nearing the end of this season & we are very tired. Jason is just a bleached skeleton giving the middle finger and Jon is down to just one prospector gold tooth he calls 'Chomper' that he uses to bite his beer cans open. Mack is crouched in the corner muttering something about 'building a snowman'. So this week we're going to save some energy and just give you "the beginning". Have fun with Warcraft.

The Angry Birds Movie

053 The Angry Birds Movie

Date Posted: 10/15/2019

This week we ran down our cell phone batteries trying to figure out why someone created The Angry Birds Movie.

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

052 Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

Date Posted: 10/08/2019

This time Prince of Persia! Because Assassin's Creed wouldn't load.

Hitman

051 Hitman

Date Posted: 10/01/2019

This week on Hitman you'll believe a hardened killer can pontificate like a 2nd semester philosophy student... for far too long and without reaching a satisfying conclusion.

Pull up a stool and join in... this round of Haterade is on us.

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider

047 Lara Croft: Tomb Raider

Date Posted: 09/03/2019

After last weeks movie-equivalent of batting-at-string Jason, Jon and Mack are ready to doff their fedoras and set off on their Indiana Jo... cough sorry... their Lara Croft: Tomb Raider adventure. Needless to say we are much relieved to be doing something that isn't a 1v1 stand-up combat game.

Street Fighter

044 Street Fighter

Date Posted: 08/13/2019

Moving forward, or in this case laterally towards the center, we continue to one of the most venerated game franchises of all time Street Fighter. Hide your hatchback's kids things are about to get dangerous!

Double Dragon

043 Double Dragon

Date Posted: 08/06/2019

This week watch with misty eyes as Scott Wolf Fist-Fives his way into the heart of Alyssa Milano... at until he loses control of his half of the magical medallion in Double Dragon.

Super Mario Bros.

042 Super Mario Bros.

Date Posted: 07/30/2019

In the second season of Cinema Slop we're taking a long hard look at video game movies in an attempt to win a bar bet. So settle into your jump suits and power boots because shits about to get weird. To start things out we dig into Super Mario Bros. It's a movie for the ages. The ages 6 and 48 only from what we can tell.

Side Slop: It (2017)

023B Side Slop: It (2017)

Date Posted: 11/30/2018

Jason and Guest Mack of Super Movie Ball fame dive into the 2017 Remake of Stephen King's classic It. A film renowned mostly for having a title that is too short and for ruining clowns for a generation.

Hard Rain

020 Hard Rain

Date Posted: 11/06/2018
Entrance Actor: Randy Quaid
Exit Actor: Betty White

After laughing ourselves silly watching the comedic genius that was the oddly shaped nugget on Robot Quaid in The Adventures of Pluto Nash Jason and Jon decide to investigate what other head shapes Randy Quaid is capable of using. Naturally a flooded mid-west town is a great place to utility heads. Diving Bell heads, drill heads, nose cone heads... so Jon and Jason jump into the regularly scheduled Hard Rain and the ensuing flood in the basin city of Huntingburg, Indiana.

Wonder Woman

018 Wonder Woman

Date Posted: 10/09/2018
Entrance Actor: Virginia Madsen
Exit Actor: Rosario Dawson

Last week on the "Bacon Luge" we found that when you say Candyman 5 times into a mirror Tony Todd Pops up and murders people... This week we ask "what happens if you say 'Doctoral Candidate Helen Lyle' into the mirror 5 times?". Apparently Virginia Madsen crafts a baby from blood and sand and asexually births a female humanoid demigod hero.... not the female humanoid demigod hero we deserve but the female humanoid demigod hero we need. It's all DC so I assume that line works no matter how you apply it. This week Wonder Woman.....Animated.

The Replacement Killers

015 The Replacement Killers

Date Posted: 09/18/2018
Entrance Actor: Chow Yun-Fat
Exit Actor: Michael Rooker

Did you spend the majority of The Killer wishing that it was in English and there was more then one "Killer"? Well then boy-howdy are you in for a treat! Watch as someone copy and pastes the script to last weeks movie into Google-Translate and we see what comes out the other side!

The Prophecy

007 The Prophecy

Date Posted: 07/24/2018
Entrance Actor: Amanda Plummer
Exit Actor: Patrick McAllister

We like Amanda Plummer and she was a weirdo Nun Last time in Freejack. This Week she's gone to the other side and confirmed all her beliefs to be true.. or not... theologically I'm not sure what we find out this week. We meet the devil and stuff but who knows what the hell this all means.. maybe you can figure out what The Prophecy is talking about?

This Week Special Guest Contributor Zac

Freejack

006 Freejack

Date Posted: 07/17/2018
Entrance Actor: Frankie Faison
Exit Actor: Amanda Plummer

We have accidentally become an Emilio Estevez based show. Welcome to the mans third consecutive appearance. We swear it was an accident and shan't be repeated. Last time Frankie Faison's found his dropped keys and has now driven off into the sunset. When the sun rises he's been transported into the future where he has no job skills aside from culinary creativity. Lets see where this goes...