Side Slop: Hard Ticket to Hawaii

027B Side Slop: Hard Ticket to Hawaii

Date Posted: 01/04/2019

Jon and Chris are back to attack the animals-gone-mad action epic super spy spectacular that took 1987 by storm... that's right! A Hard Ticket to Hawaii has been bought and we're about to take that ride! Let's see how they've charted this short jaunt by light aircraft!


Chris Rankings: Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > (-1) Malibu Express

Jon Rankings: Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > (-1) Malibu Express

Hard Rain

020 Hard Rain

Date Posted: 11/06/2018
Entrance Actor: Randy Quaid
Exit Actor: Betty White

After laughing ourselves silly watching the comedic genius that was the oddly shaped nugget on Robot Quaid in The Adventures of Pluto Nash Jason and Jon decide to investigate what other head shapes Randy Quaid is capable of using. Naturally a flooded mid-west town is a great place to utility heads. Diving Bell heads, drill heads, nose cone heads... so Jon and Jason jump into the regularly scheduled Hard Rain and the ensuing flood in the basin city of Huntingburg, Indiana.

The Adventures of Pluto Nash

019 The Adventures of Pluto Nash

Date Posted: 10/30/2018
Entrance Actor: Rosario Dawson
Exit Actor: Randy Quaid

Last time on Wonder Woman Rosario Dawson was a literal superhuman... today we follow Regular Rosario to the very special location of THE MOOOOOOON. She lands with a hope, a dream and a just enough moxie to be a singing superstar. Now that we have taken the time to establish that lets find out what it has to do with real estate!

Wonder Woman

018 Wonder Woman

Date Posted: 10/09/2018
Entrance Actor: Virginia Madsen
Exit Actor: Rosario Dawson

Last week on the "Bacon Luge" we found that when you say Candyman 5 times into a mirror Tony Todd Pops up and murders people... This week we ask "what happens if you say 'Doctoral Candidate Helen Lyle' into the mirror 5 times?". Apparently Virginia Madsen crafts a baby from blood and sand and asexually births a female humanoid demigod hero.... not the female humanoid demigod hero we deserve but the female humanoid demigod hero we need. It's all DC so I assume that line works no matter how you apply it. This week Wonder Woman.....Animated.

The Replacement Killers

015 The Replacement Killers

Date Posted: 09/18/2018
Entrance Actor: Chow Yun-Fat
Exit Actor: Michael Rooker

Did you spend the majority of The Killer wishing that it was in English and there was more then one "Killer"? Well then boy-howdy are you in for a treat! Watch as someone copy and pastes the script to last weeks movie into Google-Translate and we see what comes out the other side!

The Killer

014 The Killer

Date Posted: 09/11/2018
Entrance Actor: Danny Lee
Exit Actor: Chow Yun-Fat

Last week Danny Lee was searching for something and he caused the death of nearly everyone in the world. This week Chow Yun-Fat causes the death of nearly everyone in the world which makes him search for something. There has to be something meaningful in that dichotomy. Join us as we discover the disappointing answer to that mystery in The Killer.

Cleopatra Jones and the Casino of Gold

011 Cleopatra Jones and the Casino of Gold

Date Posted: 08/21/2018
Entrance Actor: Stella Stevens
Exit Actor: Ni Tien

Last week Stella Stevens was bested in single combat by Mom... it wasn't a fair fight. Stella had no idea what about going down at the time and naturally being a lycan-granny is against the rules of most boxing commissions. But you can't keep a good woman down and so this week Stella Stevens is back and she's going to challenge some fool to a duel.... in the old school.... its pretty cool... stay tuned for Cleopatra Jones and the Casino of Gold

Maniac Cop 2

009 Maniac Cop 2

Date Posted: 08/07/2018
Entrance Actor: James Dixon
Exit Actor: Claudia Christian

Last Week we saw monster babies harass Officer Dixon but don't worry Officer Dixon is back on the case this week as he hunts out corruption within the NYPD.

Freejack

006 Freejack

Date Posted: 07/17/2018
Entrance Actor: Frankie Faison
Exit Actor: Amanda Plummer

We have accidentally become an Emilio Estevez based show. Welcome to the mans third consecutive appearance. We swear it was an accident and shan't be repeated. Last time Frankie Faison's found his dropped keys and has now driven off into the sunset. When the sun rises he's been transported into the future where he has no job skills aside from culinary creativity. Lets see where this goes...

Maximum Overdrive

005 Maximum Overdrive

Date Posted: 07/10/2018
Entrance Actor: Emilio Estevez
Exit Actor: Frankie Faison

Today we followed the garbagy pong of Emilio Estevez from Men at Work to a small highway truck stop where Emilio has gotten promoted all the way to line cook. Things start getting weird for our country diner when the earth goes through a comets tail... yep. Those two ideas are directly connected in Maximum Overdrive.

Big Trouble in Little China

002 Big Trouble in Little China

Date Posted: 06/19/2018
Entrance Actor: Victor Wong
Exit Actor: Kurt Russell

In todays episode we have followed the delightful Victor Wong from his previous home in Perfection Vally to San Francisco where he and his misfit-band of friends will have a mystical adventure that begins as all great stories do.... in an attorney's office.