Jon and Chris were very warm one day and so naturally they hopped a hang glider and found love in an Australian police station. And this is that bodice-ripping novella!

This time we finally find out WTF L.E.T.H.A.L. means!

Savage Beach (-) > Hard Ticket to Hawaii (-) > Do or Die (+1) > Day of the Warrior (-) > The Dallas Connection (-1) > Hard Hunted (+2) > Fit to Kill (+1) > Enemy Gold (-3) > Picasso Trigger (-) > Guns (-4) > Malibu Express (-1)

Chris Rankings:

Savage Beach (-) > Hard Ticket to Hawaii (-) > The Dallas Connection (-) > Do or Die (-) > Day of the Warrior (-) > Enemy Gold (-) > Hard Hunted (-) > Fit to Kill (-) > Picasso Trigger (-4) > Guns (-1) > Malibu Express (-1)

This week on Hitman you'll believe a hardened killer can pontificate like a 2nd semester philosophy student... for far too long and without reaching a satisfying conclusion.

Pull up a stool and join in... this round of Haterade is on us.

After last weeks movie-equivalent of batting-at-string Jason, Jon and Mack are ready to doff their fedoras and set off on their Indiana Jo... cough sorry... their Lara Croft: Tomb Raider adventure. Needless to say we are much relieved to be doing something that isn't a 1v1 stand-up combat game.

Jon and Chris have always believed there is nothing better then a good old fashioned Vanity project! And it is with that spirit that we dive into the John Stamos cult classic Never Too Young to Die!

This week Jon and Chris are ready to "Do" or to "Die"! In our case we "Did" a commentary track for the Andy Sidaris movie Do or Die starring the Legendary Skip Ward and a Man of normal renowned Pat Morita! In case you're not interested in our live reactions to Do or Die then skip ahead to 1 hr 37 minutes 15 seconds and hear our post-watch breakdown which approximates a normal discussion of an abnormal film.

Chris Rankings:

Savage Beach > (+1) Hard Ticket to Hawaii > Do or Die > (-1) Picasso Trigger > (-1) Guns > (-1) Malibu Express

Jon Rankings:

Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > Do Or Die > (-1) Guns> (-1) Picasso Trigger > (-1) Malibu Express

Jon and Chris are back to attack the animals-gone-mad action epic super spy spectacular that took 1987 by storm... that's right! A Hard Ticket to Hawaii has been bought and we're about to take that ride! Let's see how they've charted this short jaunt by light aircraft!

Chris Rankings: Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > (-1) Malibu Express

Jon Rankings: Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > (-1) Malibu Express

We're back in for a very special Inaugural 2nd episode of the Extended Hawaii-Verse. After having stepped in it with our episode Savage Beach we're now all in and ready to find out how you could possibly make a 12 movie series out of the following ingredients. 1) Girls 2) Guns and 3) G-Strings. Perhaps one day we will try out a version with 1) Bullets 2) Blondes and 3)Bombshells.... onward we go to bake ourselves a sleaze-soufflé!

Chris Rankings: (+1) Savage Beach > Malibu Express

Jon Rankings: (+1) Savage Beach > Malibu Express

Super Movie Ball - Guest Spot

What do you want? This movie is 80 minutes long and on Netflix, okay!
TS: These people need to go to a hospital.
ED: What is it?
TS: It’s a big place where sick people go.
A: Mack and Jon from Cinema Slop talk about the 1996 spoof movie “Spy Hard”.
DR: Can you fly this plane and land it?
TS: Surely you can’t be serious?
DR: I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.

Super Movie Ball - Guest Spot

This week Super Movie Ball has gone mainstream and is set to unleash "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" on to the unsuspecting people of the internet. It is a 1969 British spy film based on the Ian Fleming novel of the same name. Mack has teamed up with a new target that goes by the alias: Jon. Jon is specialist from another podcasting organization known for it's 'sloppy' but surprisingly effective movie coverage. Make no mistakes Jon is a true professional and will leave you in stitches if you are fortunate enough to see him coming. As always, should you or any of your listening force be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. Happy listening!