Side Slop: L.E.T.H.A.L. Ladies: Return to Savage Beach

067B Side Slop: L.E.T.H.A.L. Ladies: Return to Savage Beach

Date Posted: 01/15/2021

Remember that vacation you loved.. you had a great condo, the scenery was fantastic and you found some lost treasure? That was awesome! Wouldn't it be fun to do that again but without most of the people that went with you? Exactly! It's time for the L.E.T.H.A.L. Ladies: Return to Savage Beach

Jon Rankings

Savage Beach (-) > Hard Ticket to Hawaii (-) > Do or Die (-) > Fit To Kill (+3) > Hard Hunted (+1) > Enemy Gold (+2) > L.E.T.H.A.L. Ladies: Return to Savage Beach (-) > Picasso Trigger (+1) > The Dallas Connection (-4) > Day of the Warrior (-6) > Guns (-1) > Malibu Express (-1)

Chris Rankings

Savage Beach (-) > Hard Ticket to Hawaii (-) > Do or Die (+1) > Hard Hunted (+3) > Fit to Kill (+3) > Enemy Gold (-) > L.E.T.H.A.L. Ladies: Return to Savage Beach (-) > The Dallas Connection (-5) > Picasso Trigger (-) > Day of the Warrior (-5) > Guns (-1) > Malibu Express (-1)

Side Slop: The Dallas Connection

062B Side Slop: The Dallas Connection

Date Posted: 05/08/2020

Jon and Chris examine the importance of Zip disks this week on The Dallas Connection.

Jon Rankings:

Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > The Dallas Connection (-) > Do or Die (-1) > Enemy Gold (-1) > Guns (-1) > Hard Hunted (-) > Fit to Kill (-) > Picasso Trigger (-3) > Malibu Express (-1)

Chris Rankings:

Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > The Dallas Connection (-) > Do or Die (+1) > Picasso Trigger (+1) > Enemy Gold (-1) > Hard Hunted (-4) > Fit to Kill (-1) > Guns (-1) > Malibu Express (-1)

Side Slop: Enemy Gold

041B Side Slop: Enemy Gold

Date Posted: 07/12/2019

This week Jon and Chris call in an emotional support Zac and boy do they need it! Join us as we fail to understand who the titular enemy is in Enemy Gold.

Jon Rankings:

Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > Do or Die > Enemy Gold (-1) > Guns (-1) > Picasso Trigger (-1) > Hard Hunted (-1) > Fit to Kill (-1) > Malibu Express (-1)

Chris Rankings:

Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > Hard Hunted (+1) > Enemy Gold (-1) > Do or Die (-2) > Picasso Trigger (-1) > Fit to Kill (-1) > Guns (-1) > Malibu Express (-1)

Zac Rankings:

Savage Beach > Enemy Gold > Malibu Express

Side Slop: Fit To Kill

039B Side Slop: Fit To Kill

Date Posted: 06/14/2019

A very special goodbye for a beloved member of the Extended Hawaii-verse. This time farewell to Donna.

Chris Rankings:

Savage Beach > (-) Hard Ticket to Hawaii > (+2) Do or Die > (-1) Hard Hunted > (-1) Picasso Trigger > Fit to Kill > (-1) Guns > (-1) Malibu Express

Jon Rankings:

Savage Beach > (-) Hard Ticket to Hawaii > (-) Do or Die > (+2) Guns > (-1) Picasso Trigger > (-2) Hard Hunted > Fit to Kill > (-1) Malibu Express

Side Slop: Hard Hunted

036B Side Slop: Hard Hunted

Date Posted: 04/26/2019

Kane is back.. in time apparently. As a much younger, more handsome but significantly less interesting version of himself and he is here to finish what he started! And by finish I mean start a whole new plan with his whole new face! This time Jon and Chris dodge errant missiles ejected from the action epic Hard Hunted!

Chris Rankings:

Savage Beach > (+1) Hard Ticket to Hawaii > Do or Die > (-1) Picasso Trigger > (-1) Guns > (-1) Malibu Express

Jon Rankings:

Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > Do Or Die > (-1) Guns> (-1) Picasso Trigger > (-1) Malibu Express

Side Slop: Do Or Die

034B Side Slop: Do Or Die

Date Posted: 03/29/2019

This week Jon and Chris are ready to "Do" or to "Die"! In our case we "Did" a commentary track for the Andy Sidaris movie Do or Die starring the Legendary Skip Ward and a Man of normal renowned Pat Morita! In case you're not interested in our live reactions to Do or Die then skip ahead to 1 hr 37 minutes 15 seconds and hear our post-watch breakdown which approximates a normal discussion of an abnormal film.


Chris Rankings:

Savage Beach > (+1) Hard Ticket to Hawaii > Do or Die > (-1) Picasso Trigger > (-1) Guns > (-1) Malibu Express

Jon Rankings:

Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > Do Or Die > (-1) Guns> (-1) Picasso Trigger > (-1) Malibu Express

Side Slop: Guns

032B Side Slop: Guns

Date Posted: 03/01/2019

Erik Estrada is the Jack of Diamonds and he is taking on the dangerous and perennially named Donna.. Donna Hamilton. This weeks journey into the wonderland that can only be described as the Bizarro-Lewis Carroll-Verse... errr The Extended Hawaii-verse..... as Chris and Jon sit down for Guns


Chris Rankings:

Savage Beach > (+1) Hard Ticket to Hawaii > (-1) Picasso Trigger > Guns > Malibu Express

Jon Rankings:

Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > Guns> Picasso Trigger > Malibu Express

Side Slop: Hard Ticket to Hawaii

027B Side Slop: Hard Ticket to Hawaii

Date Posted: 01/04/2019

Jon and Chris are back to attack the animals-gone-mad action epic super spy spectacular that took 1987 by storm... that's right! A Hard Ticket to Hawaii has been bought and we're about to take that ride! Let's see how they've charted this short jaunt by light aircraft!


Chris Rankings: Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > (-1) Malibu Express

Jon Rankings: Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > (-1) Malibu Express