Side Slop: The Man From Hong Kong

069B Side Slop: The Man From Hong Kong

Date Posted: 02/12/2021

Jon and Chris were very warm one day and so naturally they hopped a hang glider and found love in an Australian police station. And this is that bodice-ripping novella!

Side Slop: The Dallas Connection

062B Side Slop: The Dallas Connection

Date Posted: 05/08/2020

Jon and Chris examine the importance of Zip disks this week on The Dallas Connection.

Jon Rankings:

Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > The Dallas Connection (-) > Do or Die (-1) > Enemy Gold (-1) > Guns (-1) > Hard Hunted (-) > Fit to Kill (-) > Picasso Trigger (-3) > Malibu Express (-1)

Chris Rankings:

Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > The Dallas Connection (-) > Do or Die (+1) > Picasso Trigger (+1) > Enemy Gold (-1) > Hard Hunted (-4) > Fit to Kill (-1) > Guns (-1) > Malibu Express (-1)

Side Slop: Enemy Gold

041B Side Slop: Enemy Gold

Date Posted: 07/12/2019

This week Jon and Chris call in an emotional support Zac and boy do they need it! Join us as we fail to understand who the titular enemy is in Enemy Gold.

Jon Rankings:

Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > Do or Die > Enemy Gold (-1) > Guns (-1) > Picasso Trigger (-1) > Hard Hunted (-1) > Fit to Kill (-1) > Malibu Express (-1)

Chris Rankings:

Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > Hard Hunted (+1) > Enemy Gold (-1) > Do or Die (-2) > Picasso Trigger (-1) > Fit to Kill (-1) > Guns (-1) > Malibu Express (-1)

Zac Rankings:

Savage Beach > Enemy Gold > Malibu Express

Side Slop: Never Too Young To Die

040B Side Slop: Never Too Young To Die

Date Posted: 06/28/2019

Jon and Chris have always believed there is nothing better then a good old fashioned Vanity project! And it is with that spirit that we dive into the John Stamos cult classic Never Too Young to Die!

Side Slop: Hard Hunted

036B Side Slop: Hard Hunted

Date Posted: 04/26/2019

Kane is back.. in time apparently. As a much younger, more handsome but significantly less interesting version of himself and he is here to finish what he started! And by finish I mean start a whole new plan with his whole new face! This time Jon and Chris dodge errant missiles ejected from the action epic Hard Hunted!

Chris Rankings:

Savage Beach > (+1) Hard Ticket to Hawaii > Do or Die > (-1) Picasso Trigger > (-1) Guns > (-1) Malibu Express

Jon Rankings:

Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > Do Or Die > (-1) Guns> (-1) Picasso Trigger > (-1) Malibu Express

Side Slop: Do Or Die

034B Side Slop: Do Or Die

Date Posted: 03/29/2019

This week Jon and Chris are ready to "Do" or to "Die"! In our case we "Did" a commentary track for the Andy Sidaris movie Do or Die starring the Legendary Skip Ward and a Man of normal renowned Pat Morita! In case you're not interested in our live reactions to Do or Die then skip ahead to 1 hr 37 minutes 15 seconds and hear our post-watch breakdown which approximates a normal discussion of an abnormal film.


Chris Rankings:

Savage Beach > (+1) Hard Ticket to Hawaii > Do or Die > (-1) Picasso Trigger > (-1) Guns > (-1) Malibu Express

Jon Rankings:

Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > Do Or Die > (-1) Guns> (-1) Picasso Trigger > (-1) Malibu Express

Side Slop: Picasso Trigger

029B Side Slop: Picasso Trigger

Date Posted: 02/15/2019

Jon and Chris are back to examine the watch-checking-fury that is Picasso Trigger... a late night sleaze fest that teases its viewers with educational nature trivia. Join us as we investigate the intrepid "Picasso Trigger" fish.


Chris Rankings: Savage Beach > Picasso Trigger > (-1) Hard Ticket to Hawaii > (-1) Malibu Express

Jon Rankings: Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > Picasso Trigger > (-1) Malibu Express

Side Slop: Hard Ticket to Hawaii

027B Side Slop: Hard Ticket to Hawaii

Date Posted: 01/04/2019

Jon and Chris are back to attack the animals-gone-mad action epic super spy spectacular that took 1987 by storm... that's right! A Hard Ticket to Hawaii has been bought and we're about to take that ride! Let's see how they've charted this short jaunt by light aircraft!


Chris Rankings: Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > (-1) Malibu Express

Jon Rankings: Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > (-1) Malibu Express

Side Slop: Savage Beach

010B Side Slop: Savage Beach

Date Posted: 08/17/2018

On this weeks Side Slop... Do you like James Bond? Of course you do! Do you like "Skin Flicks"? Naturally! Do you also lack discernment? Absolutely, you listen to Cinema Slop! Join Jon and our intrepid guest Chris as they take a trip to Savage Beach. Don't let the name fool you its actually quite nice and not very threatening.