Lara Croft: Tomb Raider

After last weeks movie-equivalent of batting-at-string Jason, Jon and Mack are ready to doff their fedoras and set off on their Indiana Jo... cough sorry... their Lara Croft: Tomb Raider adventure. Needless to say we are much relieved to be doing something that isn't a 1v1 stand-up combat game.

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Date Posted: 09/03/2019

Show Notes

Season: 2
Episode: 047
Film Title: Lara Croft: Tomb Raider
Film Year: 2001
Jon Review: I like Angelina Jolie as an action star and while the movie was stupid as shit I was on board for the first 54% of the film and that gets it above water.
Jason Review: Shame on you. Way to reduce a popular character into an exposition-bot.
Mack Review: It's so boring I have to go with Down. The action doesn't save this and the story is a mess. Also it does not age well.
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Patrick Massett (3) > Screenplay
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Angelina Jolie (3) > Lara Croft
Jon Voight (3) > Lord Richard Croft
Iain Glen (3) > Manfred Powell
Noah Taylor (3) > Bryce
Daniel Craig (3) > Alex West
Richard Johnson (3) > Distinguished Gentleman
Chris Barrie (3) > Hillary
Julian Rhind-Tutt (3) > Mr. Pimms
Leslie Phillips (3) > Wilson
Robert Phillips (3) > Julius, Assault Team Leader
Rachel Appleton (3) > Young Lara
Henry Wyndham (3) > Boothby's Auctioneer
David Y. Cheung (3) > Head Laborer
David K.S. Tse (3) > Head Laborer
Ozzie Yue (3) > Aged Buddhist Monk