Side Slop: The New Kids

070B Side Slop: The New Kids

Date Posted: 02/26/2021

If you thought the Tanners had a hard time at public school then I think you should look into Aunt Becky's dark past. This week we learn about The New Kids.

Side Slop: Critters Attack!

068B Side Slop: Critters Attack!

Date Posted: 01/29/2021

The Critter ball rolls onward towards the inevitable non-conclusion of the Critter franchise. Critters ATTACK!

Side Slop: Critters IV

066B Side Slop: Critters IV

Date Posted: 01/01/2021

It's Critters IV and so we're in space! Put your stomach staples back in and suit up its time for some non-offensive boobery and ball based puppets.

Silent Hill

050 Silent Hill

Date Posted: 09/24/2019

We now venture one jaunty pop-and-lock step in time forward into a previously unexplored sub-genre of video game film... the video game horror movie! Get you're stethoscopes & hot cop badges ready because we're going to throw this baby into the well in Silent Hill!

Doom

049 Doom

Date Posted: 09/17/2019

Now that we're all over the shock of not living in a world where the 87th most attractive woman of 2001 actually exists... we have to get our asses to mars.

Side Slop: Critters III

043B Side Slop: Critters III

Date Posted: 08/09/2019

Get ready for your favorite dish to share with friends! Surge basted glass noodles shaped like a hairball. That's right! We're chowing down on a Critter ball... specifically Critters 3!

Side Slop: Leviathan

035B Side Slop: Leviathan

Date Posted: 04/12/2019

Deep in the sea there is a monster hiding in the most unlikely place... Hiding under 10 million pounds of pressure... in a boat... with a safe... in a bottle... of triple distilled horror. Leviathan will haunt you until you only have 5 minutes of the movie left. This week Jon and Jason take a break from their normal routine to examine the Leviathan.

Side Slop: Resident Evil

033B Side Slop: Resident Evil

Date Posted: 03/15/2019

BQ Funk came to the studio to lay down some bottom heavy tracks for us as we look at Resident Evil and debate if it has the pocket with which to hold a groove.... funk. Check it out!

Side Slop: Cemetery Man

031B Side Slop: Cemetery Man

Date Posted: 03/01/2019

Peter Joins us for the 2nd time and Boots is back for the 3rd officially making him the She of this episode. That's right. Bill's return signals only one thing... its time to dive into the psyche of Francesco as we sift through the slightly morbid, moderately comical and highly surreal film that is Cemetery Man.

Side Slop: Critters II

028B Side Slop: Critters II

Date Posted: 02/08/2019

If Tremors and Attack of the Killer Tomatoes got busy and a made a furry monster baby... and that little jerk is hungry. That baby would be named Critters 2: The Main Course

Side Slop: Murder Rock

026B Side Slop: Murder Rock

Date Posted: 12/21/2018

At the intersection of Dance, Prog Rock and Horror sits a lonely figure. His name is Fulci and he is ready to party. This week Jon is joined by the infamous Peter of Peter's Movy Nites fame to have a shared hallucination guided by "Brujo" Fulci who oversees as they bask on the Murder Rock and let its psychedelic fumes over take them.

Side Slop: It (2017)

023B Side Slop: It (2017)

Date Posted: 11/30/2018

Jason and Guest Mack of Super Movie Ball fame dive into the 2017 Remake of Stephen King's classic It. A film renowned mostly for having a title that is too short and for ruining clowns for a generation.

Side Slop: Critters

019B Side Slop: Critters

Date Posted: 11/02/2018

On a very special Side Slop Jon and Jason finally meet. It's like Cinema Slop has all been one long time travel episode of Doctor Who and we just finally were introduced after a years long romance. If that sort of sentimentality doesn't get you in the cockles... Wait! There's more! We also bring in Special guest Alisa. Her official duties as Jason's wife make the aforementioned romantic rendezvous a little awkward but to break up the tension we played Critter-ball. It's like soccer in that you try to kick the small round thing and Jon is bad at it!

Candyman

017 Candyman

Date Posted: 10/02/2018
Entrance Actor: Tony Todd
Exit Actor: Virginia Madsen

Tony Todd does a great vanishing act in Shadowdbuilder but when he goes into the magic box with no mirrors where does he emerge? This week we find out that the answer is a tenement in Chicago.... lets check out Candyman!

Shadowbuilder

016 Shadowbuilder

Date Posted: 09/25/2018
Entrance Actor: Michael Rooker
Exit Actor: Tony Todd

Last time Michael Rooker was a cop in The Replacement Killers. Today he is a hired gun... for the Lord! That's right! We ARE watching the seminal breakthrough Bram Stoker classic Shadowbuilder. Old Rook has to stop an evil cabal of Catholic Satanists from plucking three hairs from the head of a stigmata-baby and chanting real loud at a couple of sticks summoning a sentient humanoid shadow-demon impersonating the space cowboy Spike from the spaceship Bebop to open the door to hell... ya follow?

Side Slop: Hush

014B Side Slop: Hush

Date Posted: 09/14/2018

Hush. It's not just a thing you say to babies anymore its also a home invasion horror movie that is inconsiderately telling a deaf woman to shut up with its title. In todays Side Slop special Guest Boots invades Jon's home movie watching habits to force Jon to use a Netflix. The results are messy and chaotic and theres a lot of messing with the clicker. Check it out.

Side Slop: Suspiria

012b Side Slop: Suspiria

Date Posted: 08/31/2018

Jon said to Jason one too many times "thats a Giallo thing" so now were gonna do a Giallo! In this weeks Side Slop we check out Suspiria a movie where a dance maverick uses her dance skills to buzz the witchy-tower of the stuffy dean. Thats close enough. Find out what Suspiria is all about at the same time as Jason. Check it out.

Corpse Mania

012 Corpse Mania

Date Posted: 08/28/2018
Entrance Actor: Ni Tien
Exit Actor: Wei Tu Lin

Last week we enjoyed what in hindsight was a completely uncontroversial and fun blaxploitation/James bond style globe hopping adventure starring Ni Tien as the cute as a button but deadly serious martial arts skilled sidekick of cleopatra Jones. Let’s hope this week things are just as cheerful and carefree as they were in Ms. Tien’s heroine kingpin busting days. We join the necrophilic adventures in progress in Corpse Mania

Mom

010 Mom

Date Posted: 08/14/2018
Entrance Actor: Claudia Christian
Exit Actor: Stella Stevens

Claudia Christian handled herself commendably against the reanimated corpse of a rouge policeman last week so naturally we asked ourselves, "Self... how do you think Ms. Christian would fare against the most fabled beast of yore? (Dramatic Pause) The Lycanthrope! (Music cue)". Well if you, like some of us at Cinema Slop, have spent the last decade writing Cmdr. Susan Ivanova vs Hideous monster fan-fiction then you're in luck because we finally know the answer! This week... its The ultimate military officer vs. The Matron of Satan... Mom!

Maniac Cop 2

009 Maniac Cop 2

Date Posted: 08/07/2018
Entrance Actor: James Dixon
Exit Actor: Claudia Christian

Last Week we saw monster babies harass Officer Dixon but don't worry Officer Dixon is back on the case this week as he hunts out corruption within the NYPD.

It’s Alive

008 It’s Alive

Date Posted: 07/31/2018
Entrance Actor: Patrick McAllister
Exit Actor: James Dixon

Last week we found out that a corpse can be the most important plot point in a movie other then Weekend at Bernies. Since the corpse was so dang important we wanted to see what other acting gigs required those sorts of acting chops. This week we meet a very much alive Patrick McAllister in the delivery room where the babies are alive... and thats somehow an issue?

The Prophecy

007 The Prophecy

Date Posted: 07/24/2018
Entrance Actor: Amanda Plummer
Exit Actor: Patrick McAllister

We like Amanda Plummer and she was a weirdo Nun Last time in Freejack. This Week she's gone to the other side and confirmed all her beliefs to be true.. or not... theologically I'm not sure what we find out this week. We meet the devil and stuff but who knows what the hell this all means.. maybe you can figure out what The Prophecy is talking about?

This Week Special Guest Contributor Zac

Maximum Overdrive

005 Maximum Overdrive

Date Posted: 07/10/2018
Entrance Actor: Emilio Estevez
Exit Actor: Frankie Faison

Today we followed the garbagy pong of Emilio Estevez from Men at Work to a small highway truck stop where Emilio has gotten promoted all the way to line cook. Things start getting weird for our country diner when the earth goes through a comets tail... yep. Those two ideas are directly connected in Maximum Overdrive.

The Thing (1982)

003 The Thing (1982)

Date Posted: 06/26/2018
Entrance Actor: Kurt Russell
Exit Actor: Keith David

After battling the forces of evil in San Fran Kurt Russell's Pork Chop Express has arrived at its final destination, the Arctic. It's a wintery hell-scape but old Kurt likes it just fine. Just don't mess with his shack, his scotch or his bodily autonomy. Let's sit back and watch...

Tremors

001 Tremors

Date Posted: 06/12/2018
Entrance Actor: Kevin Bacon
Exit Actor: Victor Wong

Episode One: The Source

Jon and Jason Have arrived on the internet 15 years fashionably late. We're here to give a little love and a little salt to the world of pork products.. specifically to the Bacon product category.

Our podcast is simple. Using a Process called Backward Baconing, we start with His Eminence himself Mr Kevin Bacon in the 1990 Classic Tremors. After we have enjoyed this film completely we will choose our favorite character/actor from the film and select a film from their catalog.

There is no guarantee our choices will be wise, informed or even logical but it should be a good laugh. Join us on our choose your own adventure style journey into the unknown corners of cinematic pig pen from whence Bacon came.

Todays Episode Tremors

We join a small town already in progress as it discovers, "We've got worms".